he's my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome to a fear of the avi or game not
a VR VA girl
avi horror game called Gorn I've seen
this a while ago it was out in like an
alpha form ages ago and you needed a
code to be able to get it but it came
out now and it's full glory so the
actual full game is out now so that's
why I'm playing it now instead of before
so from what I've seen it's a VR da her
kind of game
I've joint [ __ ] hands I think I get
in and I just beat the [ __ ] out of
people in an arena which I am perfectly
fine that's not gonna lie I think that
that's gonna be awesome as all hell so
how do I move oh oh that's [ __ ]
vomit-inducing
very quickly how it looks to you guys on
the screen but that does not look like
it's in the distance what does it look
on the monitor it looks like it's kind
of in the distance but to me it's like
right there I can like almost touch it
pull to start catch ow you look at me
when I'm talking to you
greetings make a fist to show me that
you know how to fight well if I just
pick up who is load at you oh god what
is wrong with your heads
you look like people you're just heads
you're not even bodies you look like the
guys from
oser an insult simulator okay I know how
to fight all my new clothes cracked ah
yes good
yeah ha now salute me into battle okay
are we good are we battling oh [ __ ] oh
[ __ ] do I just beat the [ __ ] out of you
oh he's cute okay I'm running over here
and I'm getting a rock come on come on
fight me [ __ ] fly me bricks
Oh
oh he's not that [ __ ] you I think I
might be the greatest fighter alive dude
oh right in his book okay I'm running
I'm running oh Jesus I caved in his face
thank you I mean that was cold and all
but oh nice oh yeah who's the best who's
the granddaddy of battle it's Jack
that's who write whatever you toggle
hold movement hold ah so if I want to
hold something I just press this button
and then I can continuously hold it
that's actually very nice gesture okay
oh oh jeez Arina am I going down you are
not ready Oh Sherlock kill five enemies
with the mace okay so I have to kill
five enemies with a mace that's good
with what also [ __ ] you hope we go into
the arena uh I think I need some viagra
from my mace it's a little hello fellows
well listen to it can i play smash my
own face okay I'm ready to do battle
here we [ __ ] go
okay I'll talk a whole so now this is
always in my hand
Sookie you do it you're trying to be
Wolverine or something okay
stay back stay back [ __ ] [ __ ] you yeah
got you turned around at night come on
but you got to be a little [ __ ] baby
come on oh can I break your arm actually
thank you for your patronage thank you
[ __ ] hell I messed that dude up Oh
God
right okay let's do it again oh that's
not fair he is - okay I'm not [ __ ]
waiting around are you waiting around
for this [ __ ] oh god he's got the
scissor action he's got this ready dude
what do I do take the [ __ ] arm that's
right you think you're [ __ ] out get
out my face
[ __ ] you Christ
I said spots a guy okay
[ __ ] that's Lincoln in again I'm gonna
fight this [ __ ]
okay I got a rock and a mace and you've
got no face oh yes
face my fluffy mace oh Jesus I am a man
on a mission
[ __ ] you dude come on oh Jesus hi how's
it going you and the [ __ ] dude toss
the bathroom attack yeah [ __ ] your
weapons [ __ ] your weapons [ __ ] you
hey and not sticking around and I'm
taking around it's time they just are
[ __ ] dudes up immediately yeah what's
up [ __ ] it's Jack time it's go
time
this might be the best game ever this is
super [ __ ] fun okay Anita I need to
win more I think I've only killed like
four dudes in the arena with a mace who
won who wants to see it
who wants to see Jack go to town who
wants to see Jack [ __ ] people up
you are you I know Jackie Jackie Jackie
let's get a trending [ __ ] I call this
one the whirligig what's up in the
marketplace let's go to win yeah I've
got the gods on my side
oh oh [ __ ] you [ __ ] all Ian [ __ ] you
guys yeah let's say I'm talking about
can I pick up that dude's head and fire
back ha ha ha I gotta spend this whole
battle like this
you ain't gonna [ __ ] touch me when Oh
what's wrong with your face Oh your
design came off this is amazing oh you
need a doctor you also need a [ __ ]
Pete tweet this
I'm not I'm one of these in my world it
means peace among races we are not the
spikeball chain thing - knock knock
pieces of armor off living enemy Aki's
wrongly weapons this is awesome
let's thrown further Hades oh god
there's more [ __ ] I go down again okay I
lay back up please
tired being awesome dudes it's hard
being the best warrior the world has
ever seen but also yeah it's time to
face down one of our more enthusiastic
combatants okay oh the Berserker okay
I'm ready
oh jesus oh Jesus Oh God can you sir can
you pan down he's gonna kill himself
before I [ __ ] do anything to him
okay I was taking it easy on the other
guys but you can suck my nuts do you all
see do you all see the might of jack
mortar thanks guys thanks mitts nice to
feel appreciated
pink tank [ __ ] here we go oh oh yeah
are you ready for the whirling are you
I'm not used to this yet
are you watch this look do you like this
you like this action you want to come
out you're happy
come at me go Abby see what you can do
you can't do just [ __ ] [ __ ] all [ __ ]
oh god I feel kinda bad but also [ __ ]
you like twice okay I want to do this
okay yeah that feels [ __ ] good okay
let me let me get this in this hand no
yeah Christ this dude is already on the
ground okay but this in this hand oh
[ __ ] this freedom [ __ ] you I'm kicking
ass crush your skull crush your skull
like the chosen above a lot oh you know
I'm doing bad for all you guys but [ __ ]
everyone okay [ __ ] you Cesar
oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh because I did that
they took away my [ __ ] oh okay it's it's
fisticuffs is it
it's just locks on first they call me
blazing fury oh yeah
yes crushes hate there we go oh no not
even your mother could love you oh sorry
sideswipe sideswipe crush the
crushinator see dad I got him
oh [ __ ] hi fight hi okay
[ __ ] [ __ ] I've no weapons [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ]
okay note to self do not insult Caesar
okay the physics are kind of wonky there
we go can't you are too fast oh I got
you I got your number
oh I got you sorted out watch this [ __ ]
oh there we go oh I'm just making a fool
out from guys okay does they do it in
this thing
hey more for you first cuz you're easier
okay what is that guy away from that guy
yeah kill each other oh here we go break
his legs
Oh
oh you guys are so [ __ ] there we go
thank you sir how does like yes okay you
need to die let me go Oh breaker break
your face oh you don't even have any
weapons anymore [ __ ] too bad
what's your school that's what it's all
about that's my equivalent of dropping
the mic okay okay what are you gonna
leave this episode of Gord here doesn't
really surprise me I did not expect the
game to be that fun from the clips that
I had seen it just looked a little silly
that the guys were all wobbling around
all over the place but that is so fun I
want to play more of that like right now
even just in my own time and I rarely
ever want to do that with VR games but
Jesus they the visceral feeling I think
the reason it's so good is because you
get to see like their heads explode and
eyeballs pop out and everything if you
were just beating the [ __ ] out of people
it would be less fun with the fact that
you can really mess them up and you
really feel powerful and strong yeah
Hercules Mercury's but thank you guys so
much watching this episode if you liked
it punch that like button in the face oh
my god boys and my dad's all round
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it's funny I started doing tabs on
ironically or ironically then on
ironically and now it's back to
ironically again because it just pisses
people off and I love it