-Guys, it is time for "Tonight Show Hashtags."
Here we go. -♪ Hashtags ♪
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♪ Hashtags ♪
-All right. Now, we do this thing every week
where I send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys
to respond to that topic.
This week, I sent out a hashtag, #AddAWordRuinAHorrorMovie.
I asked you to take a horror movie title,
add one word to change the meaning.
Within minutes, it was the number-one
trending topic in the U.S. [ Cheers and applause ]
Number-one on Twitter. So thank you for playing along.
Now I thought Jack and I would share some of our favorite
"Add a word, ruin a horror movie" tweets from you guys.
You ready for this? -Yes.
-All right, here we go. I'll go first.
This first is from @patsysweetie.
She says...
[ Laughter ]
I like that kid. -That kid's cute.
-Yeah, he liked "cone." -It's got the juice.
-Okay. This one's -- you read this.
-This is from @Joanosborne.
-The real -- by the way, the singer,
the real Joan Osborne sent in this, yeah.
-She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
That's my type of television right there.
-Yeah, that's pretty good. That's decently scary.
Yeah, yeah. This one's from @Webhead62.
He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ As Statham ] "Oi, you're not wearing a hockey mask, mate?
Huh? You like killing people, huh?
On Friday the 13th?" No, oh, no.
"When it's a nightmare. Oi.
Oi, you like -- you like nightmares?"
[ Laughter ]
[ Normal voice ] Jason Statham, I sat next to him once
at some charity event we were at.
And I sat next to him, and he goes, "Oi, what you do?"
[ Laughter ] I go, "I'm a talk-show host."
He goes, "I don't really like chat shows."
[ Laughter ]
I go, "Well, it was nice to meet you, man."
[ Laughter ]
I go, "You know, we don't have to talk.
We can play games on the show or whatever."
He goes, "You play games?"
I go, "Yeah, yeah, we play games."
"What kind of games do you play?"
I go, "We play anything. We play beer pong.
We play water war." He's like, "What's water war?"
I go, "It's like war but you throw water."
He's like, "I'll play a game."
[ Laughter ] I go, "All right."
And then, the next week, he came on the show.
Like, I don't even think he was supposed to be here,
but he just showed up. We were like, "All right.
Come on, on." -He like it?
-He was so funny.
We were laughing like little kids,
and I had to throw water in Jason Statham's face.
-Must have been amazing.
-It was the most frightening thing
I've ever done in my lifetime. [ Laughter ]
'Cause at one point, I go, "He's gonna punch me."
I think he was balling his fist.
But then he just started laughing.
We had the best time ever.
I love Jason Statham. He's invited back any time.
-Shout-out Jason Statham. -Yeah, he's a good man.
Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]
All right. How about that one?
-@superkmdc. She says...
[ Laughter ]
-That'd be frightening to have those Chia Pets
come back to life, yeah. Yeah.
-I wouldn't be afraid. [ Laughter ]
-A bunch of Richard Simmons heads.
-Yeah. -This one's from @werehawk1.
He says...
Oh, that's interesting. [ Laughter ]
That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"Five Nights at Freddy's." -Freddie Mercury.
-It's a game. -I know Freddie Mercury.
I don't know the -- -Five Nights at Freddy's --
It's not a movie, actually, but it's a game.
Where you gotta, like -- you're in a store,
and there's an animatronic bear, and you got to --
[ Laughter ]
-It's like an '80s game.
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-My fault. Like a '70s game, like...
-No, no, no. It's a now game.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
All the kids are playing it. -Kids are playing it.
-I'm sure. -Skateboarding with
their hats on backwards.
-All the kids watching, let us know if you're playing that.
[ Laughter ] -They do!
I'm telling you. Oh, my gosh.
I feel so old. Here we go.
-I want this one. -All right, good.
Take that. -All right.
Geez. Josh94247546.
[ Laughter ] -That's a great handle.
-546? -Nah, nah.
-I hate that handle. -It's just Josh.
Josh... [ Laughter ]
-That's classic Josh. -He says...
-Ah! That's pretty good. [ Laughter ]
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I like that. Yeah, "Se7en-11" is pretty good.
At the end, they open the box. You know what it is?
-Taquitos. -Yeah, old taquitos.
[ Laughter ]
That's exactly what it is. Old taquitos.
This one's from @trunkboy82. He says...
[ Laughter ]
-Oh. -"Get Out" more.
"Get out more." Yeah.
Uh, all right. -[ Laughs ]
-This last one here -- Check this one out.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, I like this. -Okay.
-@TheHonl. He says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Smothered and covered.
"The Last Waffle House on the Left."
There you have it.
Those are our "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.