I’m going to cut to the chase. Remember the Deplorable Choir?
Don’t lie, I know you do.
Singing: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP!
Yeah so that happened. And you might be laying in your bed at night,
thinking to yourself: “I wonder what they're up to?”
Well, that’s why I’m here.
To find out. Because I do have a morbid curiosity for stuff like this.
A bit like people who watch true crime, I mean you know what tickles my fancy?
Watching people who think they’re much better singers than they actually are.
*Singing* No there ain't no smoking GUN!
Welcome to my channel. My name is Tara Mooknee and this is the first youtube
channel where all the videos are written and produced by a cow. Yeeha. She couldn’t appear
in this video today, but if you like and subscribe she might appear in the next one.
Anyways, now that Trump is (almost) out of the picture you may quite rightly ask:
“aren’t the Deplorable Choir now obsolete?” I mean I would argue they always were. Well I say that,
but they had, and still have quite a following. And the girl group are still going strong.
Well they lost a member.
No, no, no!
Don’t worry she didn’t die, she just left out of embarrassment.
Can’t imagine why. This is their most viewed video and I have to say
the like to dislike ratio does give me a little bit of hope for humanity.
When this lady’s kid is grown up and their credit score is demolished because she used
their name to invest in her latest MLM venture, this video will be at least some comfort to them
to know that they’re not the only ones who harbour really strong feelings of resentment towards her.
MLM mums amirite?
Ladies, I have a little proposal for you. How about I edit your videos for you?
Because there was this awkward *crickets* and the sound and the visuals are kinda out of sync.
*Singing* By god, vote republican. You like paying for illegals.
It's a bit of a mess, I'm not gunna lie to you. I even plan on
offering my services for free, with one condition.
You have to wear a mask out in public.
And you can't complain about it. For a week. Can you handle that?
CJ: I refuse, I don't even bring a mask with me, I'm like, not buying into that bullshit. I am so
legit angry. It's bullshit. It's frickin bullshit. So you know what, you know how
you can help to contribute to stopping the spread of stupidity? Go places, don't wear a mask, and
cause a ruckus. Like, people have to fight back, we can't just sit here and be silent anymore -
Okay, nevermind then.
Now you might think “hey Tara, aren’t you being a bit mean?”
No, you’ve got me all wrong. I actually like these ladies.
They’re living proof I’m not the worst dancer alive. I’m really grateful to them for that.
*Singing* Attention Mr Mueller, better round up all your friends. I think it's
real apparent where the real collusion is. But handcuffs on Miss Clinton for that -
Now in fairness to the Deplorable Choir,
these songs are a couple of years old. Let’s see some of their more recent work.
Now this video is from early 2020 and I must say the production value has significantly improved.
*Singing* We're pro bro. We love our men with beards.
But the cringe levels have somehow increased, so it kinda all balances out, doesn't it?
Are you suggesting that you...
Shag the deer?
So let's do a deeper analysis of this video. Which is called: "Country Boy I love You Bleeuuuugh"
The Musical.
Now I know it's quick to pause already, but that face is, chef's kiss!
*Singing* We don't care about money or what you bench,
we just love our real men, so bring that real tree swag, on home to me.
And they even feature their children and partners, who don't look forced into it at all.
*Singing* Oh yeah! We're pro bro!
I can't believe that this move hasn't taken off on TikTok. I mean it's perfect.
And you don't need any dance ability to do it.
*Singing* We love shooting guns and having fun -
Now, their lips still are not in sync with the words, but it's got heart.
I feel bad for the deer.
*Meme* I am...disgusted.
I think we need to take a moment to appreciate all that they went through. And all that they saw.
*Slow mo demonic singing* We're pro bro.
Hey! Lady! Leave the deer alone!
And you!
Now as enjoyable and as easy as it is to poke fun at these ladies,
I do need to touch on a more serious point.
How the main lady, CJ? PJ? McKinslee?
Something like that.
She is a super spreader. Of misinformation.
She says a lot of silly things. Which would be fine if she was just talking
to her husbands and her kids and her fellow neighbourhood Karens.
But she has a platform.
And when you watch the rants from this lady, it's clear she's got herself sucked into the MAGA cult.
CJ: Even if Trump doesn't get reelected, or "put into office" because he WAS reelected I
can promise you that. We're gunna still fight, we're, MAGA ain't going away!
We're here to stay. We're not just contesting the election, we are here to protect uh, uh, uh,
the integrity of future elections.
*Jinx Monsoon from Drag Race* Delusion. Convince yourself.
She shit she says does not make sense!
It's as if she's spitting out this like, stream of consciousness,
written by one of the writers on Fox News.
CJ: Seriously, the people on the left, all they like to do is talk about "climate deniers" like
we're all some "climate deniers" well I want to talk about nature deniers! Because
right now in America we have a real problem, and that is that the "love is love" and the
"marry the whoever or whatever you want" crowd is injecting their lunatic liberal policies all
over our iconic American institutions. And I am talking about the Boys' Scouts, because if
you don't know it they filed for bankruptcy, because they've had thousands and thousands
of sexual harrassment cases against them and I know that means they're not finished. But to me,
in my house, it means they're heading downhill faster than a snowball headed for hell.
And the stuff she says just isn't backed by truth.
CJ: The Trump derangement syndrome is off the scales with the left. They have their new Russian
collusion, their new Ukraine collusion. And it's called C*ronavirus. And they cannot wait
to blame Trump for it and let me tell you, the hypocrisy is outstanding. 'Cause it was just
a few weeks ago when Trump banned travel from China they were calling him a r*cist.
What do you know? Anything you can do to blame our president. But listen here,
if c*ronavirus is anything it should be a WARNING. Bernie Sanders should never be
in office, because what does he want? He wants SOCIALISED MEDICINE because he is a COMMUNIST.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, slow down!
Ok, there is a lot to unpack here.
I could probably do a 2-hour video on this, but I'll just quickly say:
If you google Bernie Sanders, or anything about communism,
you'll very quickly realise that he's not a communist.
The stuff that he promotes is social democracy. Not communism.
But to THESE people everything is communism!
"Oh you took down your confederate flag?"
"Communism!"
Veganuary?
"Communism!"
Oh you're daughter's going to university to study engineering?
"COMMUNISM!"
So she put out this video in February 2020, and oof, it did NOT age well.
And you know, if she admitted she was wrong - then
fine. But oh no, she is very much on the Trump train.
In January of 2021.
CJ: Trump needs our support. He's the best president ever.
Which was released on January 5th, when she was in DC...
Do you see what I'm getting at here?
CJ: MAGA ain't going away! We're here to stay! Okay?
If anything they've made this movement stronger, when you have 2 million patriots that
show up in DC. We're not just contesting the election, we are here to protect
the uh, uh, uh, the integrity of future elections. Right? Because we are supposed to have voices,
this is America, and oh I, in the best way I know how, is going to fight for that way.
Anyone who's in the FBI is watching this video like -
CJ: Fighting not just to save America but the world.
Umm, I think your guy wants to burn the world to the ground.
The Paris Climate Agreement has left the chat!
CJ: America is the best. I believe in American exceptionalism.
She would not want to come to the UK, because honestly, whenever the US comes up over here,
the first talking point is "god aren't you glad we don't live there??"
I mean no disrespect to Americans! Most of my subscriptions are American,
and some of my best friends are American.
American friends, if you want to move to the UK - I'll marry you.
CJ: Ohhhhhhh! These communists! Globalism! Nooooo! These people!
Where did that come from?!
Do you see what I mean when I describe her rants as streams of consciousness?
So I mentioned earlier that they lost a member.
So let's talk about that!
Now this one, who I'll just call...Sarah.
Is the one who left the group. And I have to say,
I was really surprised. Not that someone would want to leave the group, because -
But I was surprised that it was HER who left.
If you watch back their earlier videos, she is MEGA keen.
I mean, look at her! She's loving it!
Whereas this one, who I believe is called Lyndsey, was always more tentative than the others.
If I had to guess who would have been the first to quit it would have been her.
*Singing* We're all under attack. We don't care if you're rich, don't care if you're poor.
We just know, what we're fighting for. Sing it! REAL WOMEN VOTE FOR TRUMP.
Gosh. I wonder why she left...
Embarrassment. Obviously.
*Jinx Monsoon* Delusion. Convince Yourself.
Australian interviewer: When you play, people do get aggravated. We know that you lost
one of your band members, is that right? Because of all the criticism? Talk to me.
CJ: Yes, we've had a tonne of criticism online.
We pretty much are able to laugh that off but obviously not everybody can take it as easily.
It's been more the in-person criticisms from friends and family -
Lyndsey: Moms.
CJ: Yes, other moms. Our age. That made her back away.
So that's their side of the story.
Now I can imagine that losing a band member would be really stressful.
So I am offering my services, to help you find a new member.
And I've come up with a few contenders.
First, we have Lana Del Ray. I mean look at that mask she's wearing. I
think she'd be a great fit in your group, she's become the music industry's Karen.
Another contender I found is a bit more underground. She has an undying passion for Trump,
gunz and 'Murica. So I think being in your band could be an amazing opportunity for her.
Some amazing exposure that she needs. I've got her audition tape here, let's roll the clip!
*Gungirl* My name is - NO FREE CLOUT HERE.
And that's all I've got. I put out this casting call far and wide. But for some reason I struggled
to get a lot of interest. Who wouldn't want fame and fortune? To be part of such an iconic trio?
And speaking of iconography, let's look at the Deplorable Choir merch.
So there seems to be two places that you can get their merch. The first
being their official website, the second being Teespring.
First, let's check out the stuff on deplorablechoir.com
So there's a shirt here that says "FREE THE FACE"
So obviously they're referring to masks, and actually that reminds me, I found a tweet from CJ:
"Remember when liberals would campaign to Free the Nipple? Now they want you to cover your face,
stay home, and stop having sex. What a difference a year makes."
Now I'm no virologist. But nipples...nip-nips...
don't give you c*ronavirus.
If, theoretically, you wanted to go out and you cut some holes in your top,
you know like in 'Mean Girls', as long as if you're still wearing a face mask,
I wouldn't judge! That would be morally fine in my book.
"What a difference a year makes"
Yeah, because a MAJOR EVENT happened. Don't know if you missed that, CJ.
In fairness, she probably thinks it's a hoax.
CJ: The left have found their new Russian collusion,
their new Ukraine collusion and it's called the C*RONAVIRUS.
CJ: People have lost their businesses, uhh, for a disease that has a lower death rate than the flu!
Now, despite how ugly these t-shirts are, they have sold out!
You know what I reckon? I think they only made 5 of them,
so they sold out, so they look more desirable.
Because, WHO would buy this?
I think the people that would buy these are the same people that would buy those
immensely personalised t-shirts that you get targeted ads for on Facebook.
Now let's mooch on over to their Teespring collection!
REAL WOMEN VOTE FOR TRUMP!
And it's got pink! So it's "MAGA: Girl Power Edition!"
There's a fleece a blanket??!
Imagine napping with this on, the kind of dreams it would give you...
Or nightmares in my case.
*Eerie singing* You're going down, down, down, down, down...
*CJ singing* Bye bye BRO OBAMA!
And there's a BEACH TOWEL!
Gosh, there really is something for everyone on this website, isn't there?
And baby-growers of course, so you can indoctrinate the children.
I still can't get over the fact that there's a beach towel.
You have to be special kind of dedicated to the cause to get a
BEACH TOWEL promoting it. It does strike me as somewhat obsessive.
Imagine if I got a beach towel with Pedro Pascal's face on it? Don't get me wrong,
it'd be pleasant to look at! But imagine how uncomfortable that'd make him feel?
It's hella creepy!
Actually, I take that back,
it's a bit different because actually I think Trump would get off from this.
They have a "Gunz & God Appreciation" t-shirt. Which is an actual thing.
It was an event in 2019, a repeat from 2013. Where people gathered
to support their unwavering right to the 2nd Amendment.
"The m*ss m*rder epidemic in America is directly correlated to our diminishing
relationship with God. We have far too many GOD FREE ZONES."
"The notion that GUNZ are the problem is at odds with history. What changed?
What is the root cause of these m*ss m*rders? The wedge this
politically correct society has placed between to divide American from God."
And to top it all off, they made a special gun-song, like a love song, but for gunz.
They really are a parody of themselves.
*Singing* Gunz can't raise our kids,
put their wrongs around the world, teach them to love their neighbours -
I've just got to ask, why are the other two there?
There's a version with her and there's barely any difference.
*Inaudible singing*
Sorry, what?!
*Inaudible singing*
Gunz don't EAT Jesus?
*Inaudible singing*
Don't EAT Jesus?
Anyway, that is enough country folk for me today!
I do quite like checking in on internet phenomena from a few years back,
you know, just to see where they're at.
And they're still going! Which..amazes me.
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