Excuse me, but have you heard about Murder, She Wrote? (Murder, She Wrote theme song plays)
Hey everyone, PushingUpRoses here and today, I actually do have a special video for you; I always
seem to say that each video is covering something special but this time it’s true. I wanted to put
together my favorite moments from writing about Murder, She Wrote - my favorite jokes,
riffs, and just funny moments in general because this series I’ve been doing for the last couple
years has been such a positive thing in my life. I started it in February of 2019 with a video called
“That Time Murder, She Wrote Went Off the Rails”, and had no expectations of it going anywhere;
it was meant to be for me and other people who maybe enjoyed the show, but it turned
out to be extremely popular and I’ve had a blast talking and snarking on one of my favorite shows.
Yes, the video is a bit of an ego-booster, but it was fun putting together what I considered
my favorite parts from my series, which I called That Time on Murder She Wrote,
and I really hope you love it too and laugh along with me. Thank you for watching these
videos, and I look forward to writing many, many more. Enjoy the supercut my fellow sleuths.
“If I don’t get back to the office my computer’s gonna get lonely.” It’s a
little boxy, but it knows how to spread sheets.
“This was the high point of her life.” When she bought this picture frame.
“I’ve got just the cure for that stiff neck.” Some vitamin D!
“I’m going out there in the world and have some fun!”
I’m gonna boink ALL the boys in the yard. My MILKSHAKE.
What is this though? It looks like some pumpkin puree on a cracker with a side
of flowers. (Jab noise) OKAY, I found out later that they are hot dogs? What??
“I’m gonna miss those little hot dogs.” Haha, no.
Dang he was even wearing the headset. We’re talkin’ bout Murder on the Disorient Express
am I right? That is the BEST FUCKING JOKE EVER COME ON.
“I was wondering what a celebrity like you was doing in the valley of the klingons.” “K’PLA”
With a jarring cut we also get a scene where Elmo is fighting with the PI, demanding to be
paid for his work. Tupper: “What was that all about?” I was trying to pay him in EXPOSURE.
“TALLY HOOOOOO” Hm. Oh hey that was a pretty good jump! Oh no.
Jess: “You have a nasty grease mark on your trousers.” “Now isn’t that wonderful?”
Don’t worry, it’s just poop.
Jess: “The mark I saw on your cuff the night of the murder…” “I told you” IT WAS POOP.
Everyone flying into London meets up in the fancy people lounge beforehand
and we get to meet some of the main characters - one is a friend of Sonny’s who is flying
over to perform some plastic surgery. He tells her that if she ever needs a quick
nip and tuck to contact him. Clint: “I’m in the yellow pages…” under “Criminals…””
Finally, the in flight movie! Huh, Gunnar seems to be enjoying it. Armi & Danny, singing:
“You love me, you wanna love me tender, how can I be sure you’re not pretender?”
Jess: “Well, there doesn’t appear to be any sign
of a wound.” Steward: “Well this isn’t skin Miss Fletcher, this is a COAT.”
but if he was using an electric razor, then why the shaving cream?
Ahhh yeah, the can has a fake bottom! Go Jessica, she shaved the day! Hahahaha.
Can I just point out this bizarre, awesomely weird 90s art deco lamp? Everything is marble
and extra and it’s all I want in my life right now. My stands are so… so low.
As soon as Jess begins to explain her process, someone comes in and delivers a rather hideous
flower arrangement. Check it out, we added some sticks! June is upset because oh no
who will make me my butt-ugly flower arrangements he did the sticks so well
It’s the BENEVOLENT SPECTRE, THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN!
OH NO. HERE HE COMES! (dramatic music plays. Pumpkin makes a DINK sound) Oh.
Oh Greg Brady, how the mighty have fallen. Him: “I think somethin’s broken.” It’s your brain.
Oh good! She found the kid’s occult room. Jess: “Now boys…” let me show
you how to be a witch. (Lansbury singing) Substitutiary locomotion, mystic power…”
Oh, my, god. Jess is on POINT today. That is a face that says “I will fuck you UP."
Speaking of, here’s Pamela now!
She claims to be returning a cookbook to Amy, which Jess takes a keen interest in.
Without even asking, Higgins opens it. Pamela: “It’s not a book…” Very gooooooood!
In some strange attempt at neggin, he compares her investigations to one of her books,
admitting to reading some of it but not finishing it because he had figured out who the murderer was
early on. Magnum: “I already kind of figured out that the murderer was the psychiatrist.” Jessica:
“Actually it was the lawyer.” WAH WAAAAAAAAH.
Holy SHIT ...did you see that? He landed on this man’s DICK.
We call this one the FLAMING FOOT JOB. *DINK*
Joan, the woman who hit on Magnum earlier, sneaks into his room with salacious thoughts on the mind.
Maybe she was turned on by his damp fuckin’ shirt earlier, who knows. Magnum: “Forget it Higgins,
it’s too late. I leave for Maui in 15 minutes.” Joan: “I only need five.” I only need two, eh heh.
One of the other ladies attempts to flirt with Magnum while Higgins talks about...something.
I couldn’t focus on what he was saying because I was so intrigued by this unique hair style.
It’s like the opposite of a comb over;
instead of hiding the receding hairline we FOCUS ON IT. Just fuck up HALF my shit.
That’s probably important to the plot but who cares,
JESSICA IS HERE! FINALLY! Unsurprisingly, Magnum is smitten by her presence. Ah,
she just lights up a room, she radiates sunshine and grace and intelligence.
I was pretty blase’ about this episode until now. With Jess here I am precisely 1000 times
more into it. Higgins’s reaction pretty much says it all. Higgins: “Oh my god. JB Fletcher.” Yep.
Back to the workroom where we get a very awkward moment between Jason,
a new builder, and Kim, one of the puppeteers. She asks him to fix one of the puppets for her.
And they call it puppet looooOOOOoOOove...
Jason: “Maybe we could have dinner, see a movie or something tonight?”
And then later I can shove my hand up YOUR b- Anyway she rejects him because he’s an asshat.
Wait, it’s only Jason? GOD this guy is weird. And how is he playing all four puppets?
I designed this graphic to show how he MIGHT be doing it. Pretty sure I nailed it.
Jess suggests he just talk to everyone. You know, like when you exchange words with
someone else with the intention of resolving conflict. Jess: “Maybe if you talk to the
others…” Darren: “That’s it!” I’ve never thought of that before, it’s brilliant! Darren: “So you’re
saying I have to start acting like a grownup, huh?” Or at least stop acting like a ding-dong.
But the real reason I decided to cover this episode is solely because
of this ridiculous scene. Hahahahaha.
Gunner:
“Look, I’m pushing 30.” And we all know that once you turn 30, you DIE…… I’m a ghost.”
I realize this lodge is in the snowy mountains and I’m sure it’s freezing
but these outfits are abysmal. It’s a battle of the argyles!
Jess purchases a snow outfit for her nephew, Grady, who is supposed to be
meeting her there. Jess: “I haven’t seen him in 3 months!” It’s been the best 3 months of my life.
Ed: “This is where they put the old fogeys. Ed: “I guess this is where they put the old
fogeys. Sylvia: “Around here, that’s anyone over thirty.” Aaahhhh… once again, I’m over 30…
Kale: “Since I assume your question is no more than feminine curiosity,
I’m even going to answer it.” Feminine curiosity? Ew. Cynthia: “Garbage.”
I assume his attitude is the result of masculine stupidity.
Everyone meets in the lodge to talk it out and holy shit, COOL LAMP. ...Anyway.
Cyrus: “This is a fearsome storm.” Dude, there’s a murderer on the loose. Nobody
cares about the weather. Actually, that is ALL this man has talked about so far. Cyrus: “Many
a night I’ve been trapped in a storm ridden airport. Never bothered me.”
“Last year I took my vacation in Hawaii. It rained.” “Never had much use for camels” ...What??
Jess: “Yeah, I don’t suppose Cabot Cove has had a gang war since the Whiskey Rebellion of,
uh… 1794.” Uhhh, that was a creepy thing to say. Yeah, I stabbed a fucker! Whiskey Rebellion, 1794.
Oh my god, their faces. This is what I signed up for,
these classic Metzpressions. (Silly music plays)
In other news, have you ever wanted a vest that looks like a pot holder?
Cut to Seth jogging… or… I think it’s jogging,
what the fuck is that?” (Aerobic championship music theme plays).
Grady: “This is the mirror your mom gave you when you got married.” Yes Grady, it will come in handy
when you’re in the desert and come across Medusa, you’ll know when the time is right.
Hey, PushingUpRoses here. This is a reference to 1986 Sierra Adventure game King’s Quest
III: To Heir is human. I made this joke thinking people would understand this
reference but now realize that it may in fact, not land. Thank you, carry on.
Ben: “I gotta get ice for my drink. I need to cool off my hot blood.” The fuck is that???
Meanwhile, Uncle Ben is up to no good and knocks on Jessica’s door late into the night for a
booty call. Ben: “You look ravishing.” Jessica: “You look tired.” HAHAHAHA. YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
This is the most ridiculous discovery of a body I think I’ve ever seen. I’m not going to say
anything, I’m just going to let this play. (kids playing with water guns.) *BOOOOOONG*
What in the HELL was that sound effect? What WAS that? *BOOOONG* This doesn’t happen just once,
oh no, it happens TWICE within a 30 second span! (Keychange) *BOOOONG*
Hey everyone, thank you so much for watching my lil supercut on my Murder, She Wrote series,
I had a lot of fun going through these clips and remembering why I love this show
so much. Thank you to my patrons, who support endeavours like these;
if you want to support the channel please consider donating a few bucks, but if not,
likes, comments, and shares also appease the algorithm and my confidence.
If you want to see more from me, then here’s a few suggestions. On the right we have my very first
episode of That Time on Murder, She Wrote, oh the memories, and on the left we have my latest.
Thank you so much for supporting these videos and enjoying the show with me, it has helped my mental
health, my channel, and it’s just downright fun. As always, I’ll see you in the next one.