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into
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and we are on our way to Nuuk Greenland
this is the moment I've been waiting for
for like ten years let's nuke this place
up
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know what I love about air greenland
safety procedure manual in case of a
crash you'll land in the snow so they
have the parka provided for the PC
industry which I do all music twice to
pneumonia to do our TV [ __ ] I gotta mow
do da you got my I'm yes get off the
airplane
I've been nuke I'm in Greenland
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like wow
let's meet you're here already know what
I meant what I said like agreement is
like Iceland times 400 yeah it's kind of
another planet going to the hotel room
thank you Greenland tourism board
Greenland calm for sponsoring this
something like it's not bad
she's in bed oh my gosh become you
[ __ ] is like build super door open a
window
oh I could fly it draw at this window oh
I like this window a lot wait ah Malik
invited this to his house days and so
how much snow this no oh wow thank you
for inviting us 95% of the population
agreement is an agreement ethnically
land area so I'm a minority yeah
have you have you noticed uh Greenland
just expanding it tourism in the past
few years but a lot or is it try applied
yes later
well if they come but now your
government swing did what you want
towards oh yeah okay so I'm a lot of
potential
oh yeah everywhere what is the
relationship between Greenland in
Denmark yeah do they want to become a
country or is that dissolute Lee they
want to completely be free of them yes
ah okay yes
half a year ago it was decided
politically in our Parliament that
should come up with a constitution for
Greenland not that it should be
implemented immediately but just to have
it in the bra just in case just again
you have such weird worry luck sounding
letters
whatever sounds in South Greenland top
top oh yeah it's a pollutant relic
language you can create a word like a
few solid means welcome to 30 means you
are welcome to get shocked because I was
it means you're just been welcomed it is
odd hahaha what which learner do manual
no you can't learn how to do then you
want to fell on a hill I know how to
ride a motorcycle it's inside of the
same so just push the clutch in got it
yeah
Wow my first time driving a clutch I was
doing to wash them this is dissertation
that that's what it looks like
ah I've got an outdoor elevator big fan
or university is empty sneaking in on a
Friday night
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let's go
waking up in Greenland my objective is
to find the Hans au statue there's like
no traffic there's like no tourists and
it's beautiful I love it here so much
let's just jog there in the Arctic
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there's our guy
oh there's my boy there you are hon oh
my gosh look at this view
ha you can see the whole town and the
ocean
oh god is overseas back - I gotta go see
that so
you know how Copenhagen has a little
mermaid well Greenland has the goddess
of the sea ah so hard to find this
statue and it's hard to get here and I
did it I made it I found under statue
is a real Greenlandic dog is
specifically bred for this on it so cool
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haha he got me not it's grueling you
stab me too
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ice climbing time super luck travel
which is an ice climbing let's go I'll
chuck with an ice climbing is the best
combo that ever existed other than I
don't know puppies and rainbows and
chocolate but not Bob Saget what do you
like about Saget Oh
J I invited you here and you don't even
know the Bob you have a lot of videos I
have a lot of videos pertaining to Bob
Saget in my references
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you want to do ice climbing tubular
travel with nuclear venture with Mark
Carreras look him up
all right so we are at Carlos place we
try to whale whale I heard maybe there's
musk ox we'll find out
I'm excited I've never had this before I
welcome to Green Man thank you you got a
toy gorilla sighs all right she's coming
okay so explain everything you must know
Thomas Hauk and this one is so yeah this
is the whales kinship and this one is
the now well no in our wall scheme
powers can vary and this one is the
frozen meat will meet tell me okay
it's an Arctic buffet what I am here
with Danny who were just visit Greenland
and she is basically the one who reached
out to Jack me now what the three men
has to offer
yeah it's a totally different
destination is how many people come to
the hostage you can just see whales in
the Jordan River there
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we're going to get on a boat this daddy
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Oh
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I'm going to go touch three billion year
old rock when you oldest possibly know
on the planet getting off the boat check
it this right here like one of the
oldest rocks on the planet like three
billion years old oh no oh no our boat
is leaving yeah oh crap Jason this is
you and me now they just ditched me and
Jason we're literally stuck on this like
50 20 meter long stretch of rock we're
literally just done yeah you can't swim
you can't climb this mountain you can't
there's nowhere to go Greenland you need
a boat I guess for the first time I
realize how extreme this landscape is
how dangerous
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so that is good luck the town that's
abandoned completely off the grid and
we're going to check it out oh man hold
all these houses their beds their vocals
only use these houses for summer homes
this is like level one travel
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me
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my job
oh [ __ ] I knew noctus coming through me
yes the souvenir yeah why not nuke
Center
this right here is Nuka Center
Greenland's only mall and it's right
below the government building and that's
where the Prime Minister works shopping
time now here's something I've never
seen in a store before straight fresh
real skill skins but don't worry great
Greenland traditional hunt conducted by
Inuit communities for subsistence
purposes they don't want for funds they
do for subsistence
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we're at Atlantic music I'm gonna meet
up with Fredrick Elsner lead singer of
Nanook one of my favorite bands he's
bright in this building this is gonna be
your first time on the radio
this will be my first time on any radio
let alone in a different country man
it's in Greenland the right side there
she she's okay okay we'll come outside
in a second oh you look nice cool thank
you
all right so shall we yeah all right I'm
barely speaking it how are you miss I
met Masana like three years ago we met
in green I know that don't open hanging
like three years ago he was looking at
the Greenlandic center oh my gosh so
good to see you again yes understand me
good good yeah
Paulette geography now and me suddenly
pop pop pop idol the reason to be here
in Greenland
what is that Greenland is my number one
travel destination I have wanted to come
here for almost 10 years I've seen so
many videos and pictures of Greenland
and I learned so much about it but I've
never been there
and so the Tourism Board they contacted
me you're like why don't you come
exo-k's
like yes I will I will definitely come
so now here I am
that's not success doesn't have a look
at this view is the world's best bus
ride ever
so company food snowmobile Association
is hooking us up we're going to ride on
these things right here all through the
mountains and the hills I have no idea
what to expect but Jason and I are going
to document at all
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out of
oh oh whoa whoa hey thing look at that
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it is so cold up here
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so they got eight of these shelter
things along the trail Thursday night
there and they're actually pretty cozy
if you check it out
they have all the supplies up here
cooking pan some butter
they got notebooks they got blanket
everything you need if you get stranded
in these hills
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we are now exhausted I was workout
there's the workout painful oh my gosh
but it was beautiful
I mean Dana last day in Greenland and
where the airport soon ah I want to
leave
I really don't this is Malik he's hook
up for Greenland best guy ever
Malik how'd you like our stay here that
was a shortcut you did get to experience
a lot way too short but yeah what do you
think everybody should know about
Greenway why should I visit think
Greenland is a special place to visit
even if it has a very harsh climate but
I'm not nice people they would like to
know more about your culture so yeah
what do you want to see in the world
there are several things that I want to
see I want to see the Chinese wall I
would like to see all the countries just
the nature you should come to LA
yeah well hook you up we'll get you
there someday okay
the first time of the airport
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this is amazing like the only thing I
don't like about Greenland is that I'm
afraid it's going to become too popular
and if you're just going to flock here
it's going to come tourist trap just
look at this that right there
has the potential to possibly become the
Dubai of the Arctic you just imagine
that little area right there filled with
skyscrapers and people just flocking
over from all over the world checking it
out nuke is just something else
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and
thank you
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