• From being wrapped like a mummy to not being able to shit in the house, the Planet
Dolan crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest
punishments our parents ever gave us.
I’m Pringle and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by DolanRocks123 Hellbent
When he was five, Hellbent liked to play “cage” with his dog.
He would basically dump a laundry basket over his poor dog and sit on it.
If he got tired of sitting on the basket, Hellbent would pile heavy books on top.
There were times he would taunt his dog with food and scissors, cutting bits of fur off.
One time, his mom caught him.
She made him get in a laundry basket and forced his dog’s tail into his mouth for an hour.
Then, his mom danced around him before pretending to go to a party, and piled his dad’s weights
on the basket so he couldn’t escape.
Needless to say, Hellbent never did that to his dog again.
Number 9 was submitted by Nethera_gal Melissa
One time, Melissa decided to sneak into a horror movie about mummies.
When her stepmom found out, she was grounded because she was too young to see it.
However, her punishment for Melissa consisted of wrapping her up like a mummy and leaving
her on the bed.
Melissa’s boyfriend at the time came and rocked her side to side so she could sleep
during her punishment.
Number 8 was submitted by AvaFinnli Honeybits
Back when she was in grade school, Honeybits’s parents wanted her to get good grades.
One day, she forgot to do her homework, so her mom told her to stand in the corner.
When Honeybits stood in the corner, her mom had her sister do horrible things to her such
as stick gum in her hair.
The torment went on for half an hour, and Honeybits was good for the rest of her school
years.
Number 7 was submitted by KittyTheNerd1 Gooby
One time, Gooby and her sister, Sacred Snewpee, decided to play a prank on their mother.
So, they stuffed old clothes in a pillow.
Then, they drew a creepy face on some paper which they taped to the pillow.
They put the pillow in the shower and waited for their mother to discover it.
Once she saw it, their mother screamed, “What the fuck!” and ran out of the bathroom.
For their punishment, their mother made them rub their stepdad’s hairy, pimply back.
Number 6 was submitted by TheInvincibleTaco Legna
The weirdest punishment Legna ever received from his parents was when they caught him
getting “intimate” with himself.
When they screamed at him, he asked them to forgive him.
However, they were so pissed that they put him in a harness and tied him to a tree.
They left him there for three hours, with Legna only being able to look around from
where he was.
His parents forgot about him until he screamed, “Is my punishment done yet?”
Ever since that day, Legna’s right hand and “part” got a divorce and have never
spoken again.
Number 5 was submitted by Deadpoolfan037 SaltySquid
SaltySquid was framed for something he didn’t do, and that was overuse the toilet paper.
His sisters would be the ones to overuse it, whether it was going to the bathroom, putting
on makeup, or even teepee-ing houses.
Of course, because he’s a guy, his parents thought that it was him.
Instead of taking away his phone or some other electronic device, SaltySquid’s parents
told him that he couldn’t poop in the house!
So, whenever SaltySquid had to take a shit, he would awk wardly ride his bike to his friend’s
house.
That went on for two weeks, until his parents noticed that the toilet paper kept running
out quick.
They realized it was SaltySquid’s sisters, who were punished and had to buy the toilet
paper for the next month.
Despite their punishment, SaltySquid was still pissed about the entire thing.
Number 4 was submitted by Amygirl9 Princess Proton
When she was six, Princess Proton’s mom always told her to make sure that she turned
on the fan in the bathroom whenever she showered.
That way, mold wouldn’t grow on the walls.
So, one day, Princess Proton forgot to turn on the fan while showering like she always
did.
Her mom went into the bathroom, pulled her out of the shower, and dragged her down the
stairs.
She sat her down at the kitchen table and said, “Since you never turn on the fan in
the bathroom…”
That was when her mom brought three fans to the table and turned them on full blast.
Because she was naked and soaking wet, the air felt very cold to Princess Proton.
She still thinks that the punishment was much better than being spanked.
Number 3 was submitted by AfterFable Danger Dolan
When he was little and got angry, Dolan wouldn’t cry, scream, or shout.
Instead, he would break something.
One time, he got his dessert taken away from him.
He ended up doing what he usually did when he was angry.
But this time, he grabbed a little marble figurine.
He smashed it on the ground, but what he didn’t know was that the piece of art was valued
at about four thousand dollars.
As punishment, Dolan’s dad put a bowl in the freezer, and then put it over his face.
Dolan had to sit with the freezing bowl on his face for about an hour and a half.
The bowl was painfully cold, but afterward he learned his lesson.
Number 2 was submitted by THECOOLRESTAL Jameshark
The weirdest punishment Jameshark ever received was when he was playing Counter-Strike with
his friends.
His dad walked into his room and asked if he did the laundry.
Jameshark said that he didn’t, so his dad told him to give him the headset.
Scared and confused, Jameshark asked why, but his dad insisted that he give it to him.
As soon as he gave his dad the headset, his dad said in a high-pitched tone, “Hey guys!
I looooove Barbie!
Like, uh, they’re sooooo cute!”
His dad winked at him, gave him back the headset, and walked out.
When Jameshark put his headset back on, he heard his friends laughing hysterically.
Out of embarrassment, he told his friends to shut up.
He still can’t look his dad in the eyes without seeing the evil he can do.
Number 1 – What was the weirdest punishment my parents ever
gave me?