Good morning, Mr. Squidward.
- Bleah. - So, are you ready?
To go home?
No, to exchange gifts for Employee Brotherhood Day.
Squidward, in honor of employee brotherhood,
I present to you a gift.
Ta-da!
[Squidward] "I heart you."
It's a little itchy.
What's this thing made of?
Eyelashes!
Now may I resume my minimum-wage duties?
After you present your brotherhood gift.
I'll buy the little twerp a gumball.
Oh no, no, no, no, lad! You know the rules.
You have to make the gift.
The only thing I'm making is for the exit.
Is this any better, Squidward?
I made this one with my tears.
[sniffles]
[sighs]
I knew you'd come around, boy.
If you drop one slice of me booty,
I'll have... your booty!
Those, uh, homemade pies sure look good.
Oh, these aren't homemade. They were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They're bombs.
Oh, well, that's too bad.
I thought they were pies and I wanted to buy one.
Wait! We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff.
That'll be 25 bucks, please.
OK, here it is, Mr. Krabs, fresh from the oven.
I'll be returning to my life now.
Not yet.
I got to make sure you did it right.
Wait a second...
this would go great with some milk!
[explosion]
So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?
But Mr. Krabs, I had no idea. I can explain!
Mr. Krabs, are you OK? I heard a... wow!
A pie!
It's from Squidward.
"To SpongeBob... Well, here you go."
And that's what happened!
Twenty-five dollars?
A bomb?!
[both] In the Krusty Krab?!
[licks his fingers]
Thanks for the pie, Squidward.
When that pie goes up to bat,
I mean, hits his lower intestine...
Boom!
The way I see it, he's only got till sunset.
Why ruin his last day on earth?
The lad deserves to enjoy his final hours.
La-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Uh, SpongeBob?
Yes?
I forgot to tell you there's a part two to your gift.
Part two?
Part two, part two, part two, part--
Uh, please, don't do that.
What's for part two?
Well, what's the most fun thing you can think of?
Actually, I keep a list
of the most fun things I like to do.
Knock-knock jokes!
Hey Squid, knock-knock.
Who's there?
I am!
[laughs]
[awkward laugh]
Oh, yeah...
Beep, beep! Look out, everyone! Friends in reverse!
Beep, beep, beep!
Are you sure you should be poking it like that?
Who's the doctor here?
[SpongeBob laughs]
[laughs]
Ah, underwater sunsets sure are beautiful eh, Squidward?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
This is great, just the three of us.
You, me...
and this brick wall you built between us.
Yeah. [laughs nervously]
Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit.
What do they make you think of, Squidward?
Explosions.
I mean, erosions.
You know, if I were to die right now
in some sort of fiery explosion
due to the carelessness of a friend...
Well, that'd just be OK.
[sniffles]
[SpongeBob's stomach rumbling] Ah?
[burps]
Wow, it feels like something just dropped
into my lower intestine.
Here it is, the sunset!
I always love to count it down.
Five... You do the rest, buddy.
Uh, four...
Three...
[stuttering] T-Two...
O-One...!
I guess we started too early. Let's start again.
Five...
Four...
Three...
[explosion]
Two...
[cries]
Well, at least I was able
to make his last few hours meaningful.
I am such a good person.
[explosion] Wha--
[blows]
[explosion]
Hey Squidward, check this out!
Why are you still here?
Well, since we finished everything on the list,
I thought I'd make up a new one.
I already filled up this book with ideas.
I spent the whole day with you,
doing all kinds of ridiculous things,
because you were supposed to explode!
You want me to explode?
Yes! That's what I've been waiting for!
You're supposed to explode into a million pieces.
Why would I do that?
Because the pie you ate was a bomb!
What pie?
The one I left sitting on the counter this morning
that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks
and I didn't know it was a bomb and you ate it.
That pie!
Hmm... Oh! You mean this pie!
I was saving it in my pocket for us to share.
Let's eat!
Oops!
[explosion]
[Squidward] Ouch.