- Hello everybody.
We're cozy today.
If you follow me on Instagram, you'll recognize this,
the lounging suit.
Me?
Just lounging.
After I posted that video to Instagram,
I saw your comments, I saw your messages.
I saw how important it was to all of you
that I did in fact purchase the lounging suit.
So as a service to all of you,
I had to go ahead and purchase it.
(Alayna laughs)
And if you have no idea what I'm talking about
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What are you doing?
That's where the magic happens.
We're watching some more bisexual Bachelorette Australia.
I said I wouldn't do it in one of the other videos,
I didn't say I wouldn't do it in this one.
Hi everybody.
For any of you who don't know me,
hi, my name's Alayna Joy.
I make videos mostly about the queer community
here on this channel.
Queer sex, dating, relationships,
but sometimes I react
to the first ever bisexual bachelorette.
We're on episode three.
If you haven't seen the first two, go watch those.
If not, welcome here anyway.
Last week we didn't even get a girl kiss,
we got a Darvid kiss, which was an okay kiss
but like it wasn't gay enough.
We're hoping for some Holly action.
We're hoping for some Carter Couch Boy action.
We're hoping to figure out
what the F is going on with Jamie-Lee.
We're hoping for a girl kiss,
a girl kiss.
These are my hopes and prayers and dreams for this episode.
Let's begin.
Previously.
- You haven't kissed.
- Holly.
Yes, for wanting a kiss, Holly.
Yes, for wanting a kiss.
- Like I'm so excited to really get to know you.
- Aren't we all?
- But a bold move by Darvid painted a target on his back.
- Oh yeah.
People were pissed
because David decided to pull her and talk to her
after he'd already had a one-on-one
like as if that was some kind of capital crime.
- I'm excited to take you on a really special date.
- Oh, the blazer.
- Sees her dance her way into Brooke's heart.
- I really, really love getting to know you, Holly.
- We are getting a kiss.
We're getting a Holly kiss today.
- Darvid clearly is just all eyes on Brooke, nothing else.
- David clearly is all eyes on Brooke, nothing else.
Yeah, Emily.
Do you know what show you're on?
- I imagined it'd just be like cool,
like that's not my style at all.
I'm in trouble, hey?
- Is Darvid gonna win this thing?
Is Darvid gonna win the whole thing?
It's too early.
It's too early days to tell.
Hi Bugs,
please be my emotional support cat in this moment.
- The Bachelorette Australia.
(Alayna laughs)
I hate myself too, okay.
I hate myself too.
- I really loved meeting Holly on the red carpet-
- Look at her little blazer.
- Holly has this energy that I'm drawn to.
She makes me want to know more about her.
- You and me both, Brooke.
You and me both.
- Brooke is looking super confident behind the wheel.
She looks like a natural.
- They're both so cute.
They're both so cute.
- This is my first date with a girl in a while.
Yeah, I feel like I'm excited to go on this date with you.
I wanted to chat to you forever.
(Brooke laughs)
- She's so nervous.
Oh, Brooke is so nervous.
She's like, I actually to be honest,
haven't been on a date with a woman in a while.
The girls who get it get it
and we are the girls who get it.
- I just naturally maybe get a little bit more nervous
with girls.
I don't know why.
It's just, I like wanna always impress them.
- It's interesting to me as a lesbian
to hear that feeling validated
or hear that feeling echoed by a bi woman.
I've always found dating women
to be 10 times more intimidating and scary and nerveracking
than dating men.
But like I'm a homosexual
so my comparison maybe counts for less.
So it's interesting to hear a bi woman
reflecting that same experience.
There's something about dating women, kissing women,
being with women that's just like,
you just wanna do a good job.
- So we've pulled up to this beautiful location
and I'm so excited to show Holly my surprise.
- She has a surprise for her.
(soft guitar music)
Oh, I thought that was Brooke.
I thought that pan up was Brooke for a second.
I was like, it's not a surprise for just Holly,
you got a surprise for all of us there, Brooke.
Uh, this is Alayna.
This is reacting to the bisexual bachelorette.
This is not a lesbian thirst trap video,
get your (beep) together.
- Obviously, dancing the salsa
is like such an intimate thing,
but I think dancing so close and-
- Makes you wanna kiss?
It makes you wanna kiss each other?
Does it make you wanna touch mouths, maybe?
- It's like building a bond.
- Building a bond with with your mouths to each other.
(soft piano music)
- It was-
- This is giving me butterflies.
Like watching two women dance together
and look in each other's eyes
and you can feel the chemistry.
(Alayna breathes heavily)
(Alayna laughs)
Deep breaths.
Deep breaths,
we're only just getting started.
- Holly comes across as a very self-assured woman.
Someone that doesn't necessarily need someone
but yet she's here.
- That's what you want.
That's what you want is you want someone
who is a full person with a full life on their own.
They're not there looking for you to create their life
or to become their life.
They don't need you, they want you.
I'm gonna be so heartbroken
if Holly turns out to like, suck.
- So I had a long term partner.
We started dating really young, like I was 18 and he was 19.
- Holly's bi as well, question mark, possibly.
- I've also never felt the need to come out.
I just came home one day
and was like "I'm going on a date with a chick."
- Yeah.
- Mom's like, "okay."
Gender is not something that I...
This is gonna, I don't know if this'll come out right,
but I don't care.
- I love this.
I love this.
Okay, this is cool
because uh-oh, feeling emotional again out of nowhere.
Oh, sometimes these things and these shows
just kind of hit me.
When I see mainstream media having these conversations,
it feels revolutionary.
So we now not only have an openly bisexual woman
as the Bachelorette,
we have a conversation being had
around gender not necessarily being important
to every person in looking for a partner.
We're getting to see a conversation with a queer person
who's saying gender's not important to me.
Not just I'm bisexual, I like men and women.
We're on safari, watch me be bi.
It's not just that,
we're actually getting a conversation around fluidity.
- I think the only issue that I've ever faced is people,
because I've not had a girlfriend,
people have been like, oh, are you actually bi?
And like doubted me for it,
like questioned my conviction and my honesty and my truth.
- It's just so many important conversations
in one scene of the freaking Bachelorette.
Like what?
Now we're touching on this idea
that especially bisexual women,
queer women in general but especially bisexual queer women
so often are made to feel
like they need to prove their queerness,
like they need to provide receipts
of past partners, past experiences, whatever it is
in order for people to believe their queerness.
Holly, girl, yes.
Also like of course, Holly's bi.
She's a (beep) babe.
(Alayna laughs)
Aren't they always?
- I look at all my different partners
and they're girls and guys
and some have done transitions and they're non-binary
and I'm like-
- Non-binary call out.
Yes.
Shout out to non-binary folks.
Non-binary babes.
- I really, really love getting to know you.
- Yeah, I love getting to know you-
- Bugs, please don't chew the headphones,
it's a very important moment,
we might be getting a girl kiss.
- So...
- Oh, she gets a rose already.
Of course, Holly gets a rose.
- Can I kiss you there?
- Of course.
(upbeat music)
- Oh.
What's that sound?
Sorry everyone.
- It's feeling
how the start of a relationship should feel like
and the spark is there.
It's just the beginning.
- Oh my God.
We finally got our kiss with Holly and it was everything.
It was everything that I had hoped for.
It was so nice.
It was so nice and soft and then it just like kept going.
(Alayna laughs)
And then like the hands on the back of the head
but like not too hard.
Ugh, I love kissing.
(Alayna laughs)
I guess we can end the episode here, hey.
I mean I've had all my dreams come true,
what more could we want?
What if she kisses Carter too?
Oh wait, his name's not Carter, is it?
Konnie?
Konrad, damn it.
(upbeat guitar music)
We love some royalty free music.
Group date, here we go.
- On this group date
you will have the chance to play a game
that will explore your-
- There he is, Konnie.
Okay, we're coming to the end of this game here.
They're all kind of ganging up on Darvid
because he has already had one-on-one time
so I guess people are jealous but he's hanging on.
He's hanging on by a literal thread,
and Emily just cut that last string.
Emily wins the rose
but does she win any one-on-one time with Brooke?
Does she win any deepening of their connection?
I mean a rose is obviously a win,
but like have her and Brooke
said three words to each other since they met?
The Bachelorette Australia.
(Alayna gasps)
- Hi.
- Look at her.
- Oh wow.
Look at her outfit.
- Correct.
Look at her outfit.
There are not a lot of people
that can pull off hair down and hair up that well.
And she's pulling off blazers.
She's pulling off pantsuits.
She's pulling off dresses.
She's pulling off gowns.
Gowns and dresses are two different things.
Yes, they are.
Brooke has it all, is what I'm seeing.
- I'm gonna steal you for a quick chat if that's okay.
- Oh, she's pulling Holly.
- You look beautiful.
I'll come back in a sec.
- Maybe because she wants to kiss some more.
Tell me honestly, is it creepy?
You can be honest.
Is all of this,
is everything that's happening
during these episodes about girl kissing,
is it creepy?
Please, please help.
I need to know if I need to rein it in.
- During the last group date-
- Look at her eyeshadow!
Oh my God.
Oh, I love everything about this.
- Did you enjoy our day?
- Yes.
- Have you thought about me?
- Yes.
Does that make you happy?
What are you looking at me like that for?
- Nothing-
- This is so cute.
- I can't get enough of you.
- You can have-
- No, you know what-
- She just kissed her hand.
Something magical is happening on the screen, inside me.
Who's to know?
- She is-
- Konnie.
- I know.
(Brooke laughs)
I have the best group of people in front of me.
- And I'm so grateful-
- That's all we get of Konnie?
- To think back what it would mean for me as young Brooke,
watching this and feeling so sane
and feeling represented on television,
it means a lot, a hell of a lot.
And I can't stop thinking about that young girl
and how much it would mean for her.
- That's exactly it.
Like beyond the fact that queer reality TV,
it's just better TV.
Like there's just so much more opportunity for drama
and everything that you want in trash reality TV.
Besides that, there's a whole generation
of young queer people who maybe get to see this
and feel a bit more seen than we did.
Have a better shot at knowing and discovering who they are
sooner rather than later.
Basically, what's happening
is Emily and Darvid don't like each other
because Emily's jealous I guess,
that Darvid got more time than she got,
that's kind of all there is to it.
Like they're mad that he's spending time with Brooke
on the reality show where the way you win
is to spend time with Brooke,
and they're mad
that he's trying to spend time with Brooke.
- It's just nice to hear it.
- That I would try kiss you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Are they gonna make out?
They're gonna make out.
(soft piano music)
It's fine.
Oh, I like the thumb across the cheek.
That's cute.
Okay, that's a nice touch, Darvid.
It's a nice touch.
It's like a lot of lip and a big open mouth.
Oh, they're really going for it.
Like that's fine but like can...
Like maybe go kiss Holly again or something?
(Alayna laughs)
He's gonna win, isn't he?
No, this is what's gonna happen.
This is what we're hoping is gonna happen,
no offense Darvid, you seem like a really nice guy,
but this is reality TV, like we're placing bets.
Maybe this is just burning hard and fast at the beginning
because that happens sometimes, right?
You like have a connection with someone,
it's real quick,
it ends.
Like maybe this is just like an initial attraction
and like maybe they grow out of it
over the next nine episodes.
No spoilers in the comments either, by the way.
Please, no spoilers.
Oh, he really just opened his mouth all the way up
to kiss her there.
(Alayna laughs)
Why does he like eat her whole mouth when they kiss?
He like scoops her mouth into his mouth.
I don't know that that would be a pleasant sensation,
the scooping.
- He's laid it all out on the table
and that's all that I can ask for.
- The Bachelorette Australia does it again.
All right, are we at the rose ceremony now?
Yes.
So Emily and Holly already have roses.
Oh, Jamie-Lee,
we have not seen a peep from Jamie-Lee this episode.
That doesn't bode well, does it?
That does not bode well for Jamie-Lee.
- Good evening ladies, gentlemen.
- No, good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening men and women who are both dating Brooke,
the openly bisexual to be on the Bachelorette Australia.
Welcome to this rose ceremony.
I'm still getting over a sinus infection,
it's lasting a lot longer than we all thought it would.
Who's it gonna be?
Maybe grey suit back there.
Steve, the podiatrist.
What even is a podiatrist?
- Darvid.
- Of course, Darvid gets a rose.
Who's next?
Konnie?
- Carissa.
- Oh, Carissa.
We like Carissa.
I have a good feeling about Carissa.
- Konrad.
- Konnie.
Konnie boy with your cute old crooked little smile.
- Bec.
- It's wild.
Oh, it's wild that she hasn't picked Jamie yet.
- Steve.
- Steve, the podiatrist over Jamie-Lee?
- Ryan.
- Grey suit before Jamie-Lee?
Jamie-Lee.
- Jamie-Lee.
- Ah, for (beep) sake, Brooke,
you left that to the last minute?
I think Jess is going home.
That's what I think is gonna go.
- Jess.
- Oh, no offense, Jess.
You seem lovely.
Just look, oh my god, she's a babe.
Look at her, beautiful.
Why?
And that's it.
That's that.
Oh my god.
That's episode three of the bi-Bachelorette Australia.
Yeah, I don't wanna make any more promises
that I'm gonna stop doing that
because I don't believe that I will.
I don't believe I'll be able to stop.
That was a good episode,
that was a good one.
We got a lot of making out,
50% of it, which we wanted.
50%, maybe not so much.
I should just speak for myself,
but I don't just speak for myself,
I speak on behalf of all of us.
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Bye.
It stopped again
and I'm literally just holding this cat up into the air
so I can start the recording and then put it right back.
She was out so cold.
You were out so cold.
You can go back to sleep.
It's okay, you can go back to sleep.
I'm sorry.
I know.
Lie down.
Yes.
Good girl.
Back to sleep.
Oh, back to sleep.