Nico: Are you okay?
Ruby: Where's the ball...?
Claire?
Nico: What...
Whats going on?
Ruby: Claire wha-? [rustling sounds]
Nico: Claire? [Ruby: Claire?]
Ruby: Where are you?
Nico: Claire?
Ruby: Oh god, oh no what if we --
Where'd she go??
Oh my god.
Nico: What do we do? What do we do? [more rustling] [Ruby: I DON'T KNOW!]
[more rustling as Claire emerges from a trash bag...]
Nico: Claire! My goodness, I--
Ruby: Whoooa, oookay. Let's just give the lady some space, shall we?
Nico: Oh...sure...
[glomp]
Ruby: Oh, I was so worried about you.
Are you okay?
Claire: I..I'm fine, guys. I'm...
I'm actually better than fine.
Floating Madame Sonnom voice: You haven't seen the last of Sonnom, little Ganski! [Madame Sonnom continues to yell out in defeated despair]
Ruby: Listen here, you lying piece of shit.
You're gonna rot in jail for all of eternity, CAPTIALIST HARLOT!
Nico: I was so worried...
When we woke up and you were gone, I...
Well, at first I thought it was because I...
shat my pants in front of you last night...
Claire: Girl, I shit my pants like every other week. [smooth, Ganski, smooth]
[Nico laughs]
Xavier: [sweetness in french]
Ruby: Um...
I actually have a...confession to make...
I don't understand French...
Xavier: I know...
[Ruby laughing and me sobbing]
Claire I-I'm gonna kiss you now.
I mean if-if that's --
[precious, adorable, happy laughter]
[transitional whoosh]
Ruby: Friends...comrades...
country folk,
Nico: Oh God. Is this where she tells us we're eating garbage again?
Ruby: The...meat portion of this meal was certainly purchased using the Queen's dollar.
NIco: Hmmm.
Ruby: I would like to raise a glass to, Madame Ganski.
Claire: Puh-lease, that's my Baba's name.
Ruby: I'm so proud of you..really.
For...
thinking outside the box.
Xavier: [french toast]
[clinky clinky]
Claire: [quietly] And to finally exploring inside my box...
Nico: To Mary Floppins.
Ruby/Xavier: Oooph.
Ruby: Just help me with the potatoes...
Ruby: And, um, I have some news...
I think I'm gonna be quitting the seeing sisteeeehs...
Claire: After I finally admit that I'm a psychic?
Ruby: I'm gonna see where my affinity for the mathematical arts may take me. [Claire: Hmmmm..]
Claire: Well, I will miss you.
Ruby: Dude, I'm not...gonna go anywhere.
[Ruby snaps and opens a drawer]
I, uh, I have little something for you.
Claire: Ruby...
Ruby: Yeah, [rattling inside box] yeah, okay just open iiiit. [Claire laughs]
[Ruby sighs]
Ruby: You like?
Claire: I like.
Ruby: C'mere.
Claire: Thank you. [Ruby: Mmm-hmmm.]
Ruby: 'Kay.
[Voiceover] Claire: Turning 25 brought so many unexpected changes into my life. [Ruby: [in background] is it a yes or no question?]
Sometimes, all it takes is a little nudge from the universe,
your best friend or even yourself, to realize your full potential.
We ate dinner together that night ready to tackle the future....
It's just too bad I didn't predict Ruby's cooking would make our butts explode...
[grumble guts]
...AGAIN.
Xavier: Ruuuuby [Claire/Nico: RUBYYYYY]
Ruby: [Laughing] Whaaaaat?
[floaty, soft music]
Claire: Don't let others tell you to wake up.
Wake yourself up.
Allow me to help you find the truth you seek.
Your truth is a constant force floating between you and me,
so, let's read your energy.
We'll find that truth together.
[high pitched glowy shriek]
[soft, flowy music fades]
[hard, creepy, scary music with heavy bass]
Orange is the New Black Madame Sonnom: GANSKIIIIIIIIII
[groooowl, hisssss, growl, growl, hissss]
[RAAAWWWWRRRR]
[Madame Sonnom crying]
[Tiny cartoon voice: You'll never have these cigarettes, Stone...[cartoon cackle]]
[Deeper cartoon voice: Otis, you crazy motha--]
[Supes fun outro song]