- Hey guys, my name's Adam McArthur,
the voice of Marco Diaz, on Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
and I'm here for a Try Not To Eat, which I, what does that mean?
- It's in the name, you Try Not To Eat.
- ♪ Gonna get a little weird ♪ ♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪
♪ I'm not from around here ♪ ♪ I'm from another dimension ♪
- I'm here for the food. I don't care.
- Oh, she's saying she doesn't care, she's gonna eat it all.
- Bring it, bring it!
- You are Marco Diaz, aren't you?
- (as Marco) Marco Diaz, PhD.
- Ooh, PhD!
- We gotta slam down, ready? - Okay, yeah, go.
- Three, two, one.
- Oh! - Oy-yi-yi!
Oh my God, you have the wand?
- Let's fricking go! - Yeah!
It's a Try Not To Eat though, so no!
- (Marco) Alright, Star.
(Jillian gasps)
- Nostalgia, bro.
- Mm-hmm. - Hell yeah!
- ♪ Super Awesome Nachos ♪
- ♪ Super Awesome Nachos ♪ - Yay!
- ♪ Super Awesome Nachos ♪
- ♪ Awesome Nachos ♪ - Yes!
- Ooh, woah!
- Oh this is, they're not messing around here.
- Triangle food! (Jaxon laughs)
- (PvF) The perfect fuel to party with a pony,
we've got Marco's Super Awesome Nachos,
full of many triangle-shaped items.
Wow, Jaxon's already eating? (buzzer)
- Wait, but you're gonna get, you're gonna get something naughty.
(Benison laughs) - Come on!
- No questions asked, you're going straight for it?
- Yeah!
- I'm not supposed to eat this?
But they smell so good! - But it's triangle food!
- Yes, okay, wait, let me get a jalapeno piece too.
- Mm-hmm. - Aw yeah, doing this.
(buzzer)
- Mmm!
- Triangle food!
- You can't try your own Super Awesome Nachos?
- Dang it, I'm being shamed.
- Come on! - It smells so good.
(whispers) I can't resist.
(buzzer) - Mmm!
This is the one time I'm being a bad influence.
- Ash never disappoints. - This is incredible.
- But the cheese is...
- Are these chips like freshly chipped?
(buzzer)
- Oh my gosh! - Mmm!
- See, why are you mad at her? This tastes delicious.
It's got the perfect amount of spice.
Just wait, you see that?
That's a smile of like, schadenfreude.
- Am I gonna do it? - It's so worth it!
Look at that one, are you kidding?
- Stop!
- It smells good, it tastes good.
I'm gonna skip the jalapenos, 'cause I'm not good with spice.
- It's one of those things I wish was like beside my bed, you know?
So I'm just sleeping. I can reach over like, oh yeah!
- I think I'm gonna stick it out. I'm gonna try.
Like actually try. - So good.
- Marco's Super Awesome Nachos! - Chips, mm-hmm.
- Mmm!
- ♪ Marco's Super Awesome Nachos ♪
- They just get everywhere. - Mmm.
- If you could add one thing with this wand,
onto this nacho situation, what would it be?
- More? (both laugh)
- (Roy) Goblin Dog must choose its master through trial.
- Goblin Dogs! - Yes!
- Oh God. - (gasps) Goblin Dogs!
- (both) Woah.
- I knew you guys were gonna find like the best foods that they have.
- (Roy) Those aren't Goblin Dogs!
- Oh, what's he about to do? - The microwave?
- I just don't see what the microwave really did?
- The Microwave makes it a Goblin Dog?
- (Roy) These are Goblin Dogs!
- These are the Goblin Dogs! - These are the Goblin Dogs.
- Dude, the microwave, like how does that work?
- The holy grail. - How does that thing work, man?
It's such a mystery.
- These are Goblin Dogs.
- (PvF) These Goblin Dogs have chosen their master,
and are indeed, the universe's best hot dog.
One bite, and you'll too, be experiencing
colorful hallucinatory visions. (buzzer)
Oh, and Jaime's already eating,
doesn't even wait for me to finish talking.
- They actually look really good though.
- You're going for it again?
- I'm like, no, I'm taking a look at it.
This is a sight to behold.
- Yo, your face just now, I have to.
I don't even, you didn't even do the smell? (sniffs)
- Yo, the snap when you bite into it.
(buzzer)
- I don't wanna touch it. I don't know.
Is it one of those things where you touch it,
and it's like drugs?
- (laughs) Just immediately, just like... (laughs)
- This is delicious! - Right?
- Oh my!
- You know, the part where you're getting to
in that clip we were watching is when they all go on a trip.
And I gotta drive later,
so I don't know. (Jaxon laughs)
- Wow the presentation is great. - Wow!
- Is this stuffed? - The whole plate and all.
- (PvF) There's a secret surprise inside, too.
- What? No, cheese?
- Oh, I see the cheese!
- See, I knew it! I could sense the nachos.
- Mmm. - It's the Marco Diaz in me.
- The Marco Diaz way.
- That was adult Marco who you may remember...
- Absolutely. - Yeah, he...
- The absolute Chad version of Marco?
- Oh yeah, he's known for sensing cheese.
- Look at it, it's leaking out!
(Jillian laughs)
I don't know what else to say!
- Mmm!
- The Goblins got it right!
- I don't think I am. - You're not going to?
- Mm-mm. I'm thinking about the prize.
- I would also like this at my bedside.
(laughs) - At 1 p.m., yeah.
- Enlighten me, how did you get into voice acting,
as someone who wants to get into voice acting, myself.
- So I always wanted to be an actor,
and I wanted to do kung fu,
and so like, when I was 11, I started doing kung fu,
and when I was 16,
my parents finally put me in an acting class.
And the owner of the acting school was a voice on Sesame Street,
her name is Judy Berlin, she's amazing.
Some auditions came through the school that she put me up for,
ended up auditioning for it,
it turned into like 30-something radio commercials for Macy's.
Mom, I need pants!
- Mom, I need some pants, now! - Yeah.
- Stat!
- Yeah, loosen it up a little bit, and there. (laughs)
- Mom, I need some pants! - There you go!
- Yeah. - That sounded like a kid
who really was into your pants.
- (PvF) You already lost.
- That's what I was saying, like one in, I would go, but...
- Alright. - Oh my goodness.
(buzzer)
- Hard pass. - Hard pass.
- Extremely hard pass. - Nah.
- Mm.
- These Goblin Dogs are the best hot dogs
I've ever, ever had, in my life.
- ♪ Bunny ears ♪ ♪ Made out of dough ♪
- Mmm. (gasps)
- Oh, pies! - Oh.
- Oh, the pie! - Oh, the pie.
- Everyone loves a little singsong moment.
- This lullaby is so cute.
- ♪ Sweet little Mewni rabbit ♪ ♪ Hop back home ♪
- Aww, look at how... Aww.
- Aww, a little butterfly.
- I might fold, I might fold. I don't know!
(Jaime gasps) - Homegirl's tearing up.
Did you see that?
- It must be really good pie. (laughs)
- Ooh!
- Oh my gosh, look at the butterfly too!
- I shouldn't have smelled it.
Girl!
(Jillian gasps)
- (PvF) Sweet little Mewni rabbit,
Moon's made us some incredibly delicious butterfly pies,
with just a hint of magic and a touch of love.
- It looks like a unicorn kinda like farted on it.
- Nothing you say will ruin this for me. (laughs)
- Yeah, no, no, I think it's beautiful.
(buzzer)
- Mmm! (Benison laughs)
- This looks beautiful. - Mmm, this looks really nice,
like, I would pay for this.
- Aww!
- Should I just like dive in, so that you can see what you're missing?
- Yeah.
- And then hopefully it convinces you from there?
- 'Cause I, there's like a very high chance that I might fold.
- I'm still worried.
- I'm gonna be mean and take it from like the center.
- I'm still worried about the punishment.
Dang.
- You know, sometime's Nicole's nice.
She's... - Sometimes?
(buzzer)
- Ooh.
That might be the best thing I've had on the show.
It's really good.
- I'm a huge fan of pie,
you know what I'm not a huge fan of?
- Punishments? - Glitter.
- Oh. (both laugh)
- Are you kidding me?
(Angel laughs)
(buzzer)
- It smells so good.
- Dude, I can't be on any of these with you!
(Jaime laughs) Yeah, I can't, I can't.
You're just making it impossible.
- (Jaime) Aren't you having a fun time?
- I am, I'm having a blast. - Mmm!
- But this is gonna bite me in the ass later!
- Literally.
- That smells so good for real though.
- I'm not even kidding you, this is amazing.
- Dude, last time, my poops were not good.
- After the pie... - It was sputtering, okay?
- Ooh! - Sputtering, bro.
(buzzer)
Mmm! - Bro, but...
Isn't it good?
- I'm fighting everything within me.
- You don't want it all up in your beard?
- I don't want, thank you for calling it a beard, by the way.
(Jaxon laughs)
- Moon really whipped up that magic.
She really, I wish that was my mom, you know?
- I'm just gonna smell it.
That doesn't count as a taste, right?
Oh dang, it smells so good.
One, two, three. - Cheers.
- Family. - Family!
(buzzer) Mmm.
- Mmm, oh man. That was worth it.
- I love how you're just still going.
- Mmm!
- It is really nice.
- Whoever did that butterfly, (coughs) excuse me, the glitter!
(both laugh)
- I don't think you're gonna chance.
- No!
- Wow, she's being so good!
- This is hard, for real!
- You really are resisting temptation.
- No, 'cause I really do wanna eat it, but I'm not.
- (Kelly) Why are we doing all this prep?
Aren't cooking shows fake?
- Ooh. - Marco and Kelly.
- Kelly, the best!
- I truly love Marco, though, like, in all honesty,
with everything in me.
- Ooh! - Oh, oh?
Now you see me, now you don't.
- (Marco) For tortas ahogadas. - There they are.
- Tortas! - Oy-yi-yi!
- Oh... - Savory.
- My...
- Oh my gosh!
- (PvF) Jaime. - That's like a wet burrito.
- (PvF) Let me read my thing before you start.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- (PvF) While Pony Head's audience might never get to learn
Marco's dad's recipe for tortas ahogadas,
today's your lucky day, because he's made some just for you!
- He's really back there making that just for us?
- (PvF) Yeah!
Have you ever had a tortas?
- I've never had this before. - I've never had one.
- No.
- Oh, I love me a good torta, but I've never had it like,
this is just like a wet burrito, but a wet torta, huh?
- I've always wanted to try one.
- Stop!
- Incredible, what, is this, it's bread?
It's like a sandwich? A torta is a sandwich?
- (PvF) It's your dad's recipe!
- Oh, I knew that. My dad's famous sandwiches.
- It's just, oh wow! (buzzer)
Really just wafts into your... - Mmm!
- Dude. - Mmm?
- This looks spicy, and I'm very weak.
- You can always just... - Woo, ugh!
(buzzer)
That's spicy, huh?
- No, it's just like tomato. - Alright.
- (PvF) Well, Jaxon, you've already eaten.
You might as well eat.
- Oh [censored].
- (PvF) Shoot! - Shoot. (laughs)
- This kind of low key reminds me of like a salsa smell.
- Pulled beef, pork? (buzzer)
- I have no idea. (laughs)
It's so good!
- (as Marco) There's two things Marco Diaz hates.
One of them is wet socks,
and the other one is wet sandwiches.
- This is the best one yet. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh wait, I'm not gonna try it.
- Are you going to? - No.
- I think I'm rubbing off on her.
- Yeah, I think you are. (Angel laughs)
- Your dad would not be proud.
- You know what, it wouldn't be the first time.
- Oh. (laughs)
- Mm-hmm.
- I normally don't like soggy bread,
but this isn't soggy.
- The carnitas are very good.
- Homie's dad's recipe, you know? He can't tell you his secrets.
- Marco Diaz doesn't wanna eat his own father's sandwich.
- Yeah, you know why?
(as Marco) Because Marco Diaz is a safe kid, okay?
(both laugh)
- I'm pushing through. Push, push!
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- Yeah, I think I'll pass on this one, as much as it looks amazing.
- It looks very, the smell is what's getting me,
not the presentation, the smell.
- I gotta do one more. - Already?
- That was so quick, huh? - I know!
- (PvF) That's a huge bite!
- Come on, Nicole.
- (doctor) Your new kidney came from a werewolf.
- (Star) Glitter Grenade Rewind!
- Oh, your girl! Your wand!
- (Star) What are they gonna do?
- (narrator) The Banagic Wand.
- Banagic? - The Banagic Wand.
- Ooh!
- That banana just pooped out banana.
- Oh.
- (narrator) To frostulate your sizzle zones!
- Frostulate your sizzle zone.
- (narrator) Chill you out!
- Wow, it kinda gives like Dole Whip.
- I'm totally chilled out!
- (kid) There's enough Banagic fun for all my friends to enjoy!
- That's me! (kids cheering)
- Is that really also you? - That was me also, yeah.
- It's an As Seen On TV? Oh my God. (gasps)
- Oh, oh wow. - Ooh!
- Oh.
- You guys made this?
- (PvF) We've got the Banagic Wand from Better Stores near you,
and you betcha that this Banagic ice cream
will totally chill you out with that friendship magic.
- This is something you have to try.
- You're right.
- 'Cause then you get to keep your little Banagic.
- I do!?
- It smells good. - I'm trying it.
- Yeah, I, yeah, yeah. (buzzer)
- You have an actual banana in this?
Oy, I gotta be careful, it almost came out.
(laughs) Jaime.
- Woah, hold on! - Is it good? (laughs)
- I was trying to hide it, but oh my gosh!
- Dang, ice cream? - Mmm?
Let's see. - Yogurt.
(buzzer)
Like, you went for it already?
- It's very Banagic.
- Where's my cheers, bro?
(buzzer)
- How?
- Oh, I'm spilling!
I need that cheers or else it's gonna all melt.
- It's like four friends!
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- Mmm!
- Dang, the punishment. Is this worth it?
- I will say, I'm not really a banana girl, usually.
- Right.
- But this is insane.
- So perfectly banana.
- How did they make it? (buzzer)
- Banana.
- (PvF) Magic.
- Banagic! (group laughs)
- I feel the friendship.
- There's friendship magic in here?
I felt something, I was like why are we bonding right now?
- (PvF) Well guys, that is it. That is our challenge!
(Angel laughs)
- (laughs) So I lost.
- (PvF) Congratulations, Angel!
- Yay!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
- (PvF) You were able to avoid some delicious dishes,
and for that, we're headed to Britta's Tacos.
(tacos crunching)
- (Marco) That's four down.
- Only four? (Benison laughs)
- (Marco) Ugh, it's gonna be a long day.
- (as Marco) Tacos?
(Angel laughs) - No, you get the, oh my gosh!
- Tacos? - Ooh!
- (bodybuilder) Five lengua tacos.
- Five lengua tacos. - Extra lengua.
- (Marco) Can you say no to this?
- To this? (Jaime gasps)
(Jillian screams) - So cute.
- Why do these shows always have so many babies?
- Woah, that's a lot of punches, man.
- Yeah, you... - What?
- Aww, you got the Frequent Tacos Eater Card.
- That's so cute! - Oh my gosh!
- Wow this is... - Is this horchata?
- It looks real, real.
- (PvF) For our winners, we've got all the best items
from Britta's Tacos, a pile of tacos,
some ice cold horchata,
and because you collected 50 punch holes,
a secret mystery prize.
Do you remember what the secret mystery prize was?
- No.
(Angel gasps) - What is it?
- Are you not gonna tell me?
Oh!
- Oh my gosh, this is so cute!
- Britta's Tacos!
- A Britta's Tacos t-shirt!
- Aww, this is so cute!
- Wow, that's amazing!
- Actual merch? - Dude, I mean...
- Oh wow, the crunch. - Mmm!
This is really worth it. Oh my gosh!
(Jillian laughs)
- (PvF) Have you ever had horchata before?
- Mm-mm.
- (PvF) Ooh, you get to try horchata for the first time.
- Woah.
- Wait a second, why are you coming back over here?
- (PvF) Not for you!
Unfortunately, Jillian, Jaxon, Adam, Benison, and Jaime,
you were tempted, and for that,
you know what's coming. - Ugh!
- (Jackie) Skateboarding and pain pepper tacos.
- Pain pepper tacos? - No. (laughs)
- Pain pepper tacos? (laughs) - Pain pepper?
- Stop.
Pain pepper?
(Jaime laughs)
No!
- I should've thought about this. - Pain pepper tacos.
- I should've thought about this!
- Wait, wait, wait, woah, woah, woah. - That's...
- It's all pepper? (laughs)
- Seriously? They're not even cooked?
- (PvF) How do you think you'll do with Britta's pain pepper tacos?
Un, deux, trois!
- I'm already sweating looking at this.
- Ooh!
- My whole face just got really hot.
- You just stuffed peppers in a taco shell.
That is... - Yeah, there's no, like...
- There's no food to this, this is...
(taco crunches)
- I hate peppers, I...
- (PvF) That's a huge ass bite!
- Oh my God. (laughs)
- Ah, she just ate...
- Mmm!
- Hot, that was too big of a bite!
- Cheers, I'm gonna...
- Oh my God, I'm too old for this.
- (PvF) How are you doing?
- Hold on, I just need a minute.
- Why does my tongue feel like that?
- Spicy foods are fine, guys.
- Oh, oh, you're a, you are, oh.
There are some things I cannot say to you,
because this is a family friendly fun channel, Nicole.
- Oh my gosh.
- (laughs) Wait a minute, dude. This is not real.
Are you really just eating that like that?
Oy!
- Oh, that helps actually. - The Banagic helps?
- (PvF) Is it building?
- That's like no joke, yeah, that's like no joke.
- That's actually really spicy, huh? - (PvF) Yeah.
- Why are you doing that to yourself?
- I can feel it.
On the outside of my lips,
it feels like it's crawling down my face.
- Oh my gosh. Oh. (laughs)
- (PvF) Angel, how are you feeling right now?
- Amazing.
- You did five already? Why are you enjoying this?
- (PvF) Stop taking such big bites, Jillian!
- That was small, that was small!
(Benison screams)
- (PvF) Well, that does it for today, any final thoughts?
- Uh...
Don't do it. No, don't do it!
- (PvF) No no no, family friendly show, Jaxon!
- Don't do it! Don't do it, yeah.
- Ow!
- Hey guys, thanks so much for watching.
I'm Adam McArthur, this has been amazing.
You can follow me on all my socials, @ninjamac,
and hopefully I'll see you guys again
under some less spicy terms next time.
- Please, thank you, yes. - Yeah, yeah.
Thank you. - Goodbye everybody.
- See ya! - Have a good one.
(Adam exhales)