- Dang, it's almost the weekend and I don't
have any plan yet.
- Ah, yes.
- Same here.
- I've some ideas, but I don't know if anyone else would be
into them, they're kind of Katie things.
- Oh, like what were you thinking?
- These bands aren't for everyone, but Maroon 5, Jason Mraz,
and The Frey are putting on a secret
concert Saturday afternoon.
- Yeah, no sorry, I'm not really into those bands.
(both mumble in agreement)
- Okay, yeah, I figured.
I was also considering going to a high school baseball game.
- Oh, cool, your former high schools playing.
- No.
- You know one of the players on one of the teams?
- No, I would just go to watch the teenagers.
- Okay, well it might be a little bit weird, all of us
showing up at a high school none of us have a connection to.
- Yeah, that's a good point.
- But a sporty thing sounds fun!
- Yeah!
- In that case, we could join my friends competitive
human centipede team.
They're looking for players, and I've been wanting to join.
- Maybe I'm not into doing a sporty thing,
how about we do a museum?
- Great idea, we should check out the museum
of slow computers.
- Ooh, that seems kind of boring.
- Okay, yeah, I get it.
What about the museum of unfinished quilts?
I hear they have seven new incredible unfinished quilts.
- Ooh, that sounds even more boring.
- Yeah, no, I mean, I have such specific interests.
They're certainly not for everyone.
- Let's just do something low key, how about that, huh?
- I love a casual hang, okay?
Why don't we just stay in and put on a few
kissing tutorial videos?
- Katie, yeah, maybe not.
Maybe something more productive?
- We could come in on Saturday and clean the office fridge?
- No, I wanna do something fun.
- We could try on bicycle helmets for 12 hours?
- Katie, that's a terrible idea.
- Does anyone else have any ideas?
Why don't we go to the amusement park that only has
one working ride?
- No, that would suck!
- There's also a parade this weekend for people
with long legs and short torsos.
- No, that idea sucks too, all your ideas suck.
- Oh, what about this fashion show for latex gloves?
- (in unison) No!
- This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
- We could go to a dumpling festival.
- (in unison) yeah!
(all cheer)
- Good it's in Reno.
- What?!
- No, what is wrong with you, why can't we just go to a bar
or a party or something?
- Yeah, we could check out that silent birthday party
for the coworker no one likes.
- Mr Vegetable?
- Yes.
- No, we hate him!
- I've been meaning to try out this bar
that only serves undrinkable wine?
- No, something with heart, okay.
Or how about something that's actually good, Katie.
- All right, I know!
We could go to the public reading of my 15 year old
neighbors diary by her 13 year old sister.
- Oh my God, that sounds painful!
- Okay.
We could--
(snaps and claps hands)
- I'm sorry, but those are all the ideas I have.
- Wow.
- Goddammit, Katie.
- No one else thought of something while I was
going through all of those?
- No, of course we didn't.
- Really?
- Okay, you know what, shut up.
I'm just gonna go on Facebook and the first event
I see is what we're gonna do.
- Yes, and don't invite Katie because she sucks.
- I can't believe we ended up at a human petting zoo.
(growls)
- Ow!
- Kiss?
Kiss, kiss.
Oh, no, that's gross.