When I ripped…
♪ My pants ♪
♪ I thought that I had Everybody on my side ♪
♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪
♪ And now she won’t even Spare a passing glance ♪
♪ All just because I ripped my pants ♪
♪ When big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪
♪ SpongeBob turned into a clown ♪
♪ And no girl ever wants to dance with A fool who went and ripped his pants ♪
♪ I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse ♪
♪ But the pain feels so much worse ♪
♪ 'Cause winding up with no one is A lot less fun than a burn from the sun ♪
♪ Or sand in your buns ♪
♪ Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget ♪
♪ So listen and you won’t regret ♪
♪ Be true to yourself Don’t miss your chance ♪
♪ And you won’t end up like The fool who ripped his pants ♪
[crowd cheering]
Come on, Spongebob, you’re losing them.
Think, your public’s waiting.
Let’s see.
Lifting weights, big laugh.
[struggling]
[ripping]
[crowd gasping]
[crowd laughing]
That was too funny. You are hilarious.
Frisbee in face, kills.
[lagoon music playing]
Hey, Sandy! How about throwing it to me?
Okay, here it comes.
I could use a hand here.
You okay, Spongebob?
I guess so.
Except I ripped my pants.
[crowd laughing]
[laughing]
You still got it dude!
Surfing, knocks ‘em dead.
[crowd laughing]
Once again, dude, you have split my sides.
[laughing]
Pretending to drown.
Holy fish paste! It’s a guy!
Why? Why?
Why?
SpongeBob!
Come closer.
I need, I need…
What do you need?
A tailor.
Because I ripped my pants!
[laughing]
[crowd muttering]
No.
[quacking]
Ooh. Ahh.
Ahh.
[laughing]
Whoa!
[foghorn blowing]
Huh?
And now, with two hands.
[circus music playing]
[laughing]
It’s a giraffe!
[laughing]
[elephant call blasting]