D: Today we're gonna talk about time travel!
D: Let's say we had the ability to
travel through time and even space you can be anywhere, at any time, any point, first question.
D: Would you go to the past or go to the future? S: Okay.
S: Well, first off can I interject by saying time and space travel are the same thing. You cannot travel through time without traveling through space.
H: Uhh. One question what happens if I change something in the past and then the time paradox thing happens and then yeah?
H: Is that a thing in this?
D: Well, we're the first people in the history of mankind that has ever gotten time travel so we don't know yet.
D: We're gonna be finding out real soon. S: I would like to go to the past to test out this hypothesis cuz I do believe that
S: Everything is streamlined and cannot diverge from the natural path
S: I think of time is more like a stream which bends around objects that get in its way
S: But it will always flow. If you try to go back and throw a rock in the river. It will just move around you
S: I'm gonna go back and try to kill someone, Hitler seems like a good target.
D: All right, Hosuh we're gonna go to where Stephen wants first if we all get in that time travel bunker thing.
D: We pressed a button to Hitler's time.
*TIME TRAVEL* S: Love you, Hosuh.
(Laughter)
H: I feel like we're all gonna disappear because of Stephen killing Hitler.
[Laughter]
D: Oh look it's Hitler but he's still a kid innocent.
S: Oh, wow. The innocent ones were always defenseless stabby stab stab.
H: *laughing* This is terrible, Dan.
D: Wouldn't you want to try to talk to him first
D: Maybe maybe what you say could turn him to the good side.
S: People don't change, people are nothing but mindless robots already pre-programmed to live and die
S: We're all born to die!!!
D: *laughing* As you stab child Hitler.
(Laughter)
D: All right, well now that we're done with that.
D: Hosuh, where do you want to go (Laughter)
H: Let's see, I want to see what happens in the future like, I'm actually curious of what life would be like in the future.
H: Like what kind of technologies would we discover. Discover? Is that the word?
H: Yeah, I think yeah, or invent. Like in the future, aren't you curious? D: I am very curious.
S: I'm using logic here if you know what's gonna happen in the future.
S: Why would you, why would you want to live in the past? Why wouldn't you just stay there if it's so much better?
H: Yeah, maybe you're gonna stay there. D: Yeah, Stephen, but you shouldn't be living there. You're breaking everything.
D: You should your presence there is H: Oh, D: parable. H: Says the guy who killed Hitler. D: Mm-hmm. All right, let's go to the future.
S: Okeydoke. D: What year Hosuh?
H: 3,000. D: 3,000. All right.
*TIME TRAVEL*
S: We go to the future we step out. D: You don't recognize anything? What is this? There's no more streets,
D: The buildings don't even look like buildings anymore. H: Hmm
S: Yeah, why did you want to go to the future just to see the new sights, what new sights?
S: Do you see Hosuh other than brimstone and fire because everyone's gonna shoot each other because humans are inherently violent,
S: But we can't do anything about that. H: I think if we went to the future right now,
H: We might have to wear some kind of a protective suit
H: You know from the radiation or something. A world war has already happened and like there's too much radiation.
H: So everyone is like mandatorily. They need to wear this suit. S: Wow, Steven
S: You're so pessimistic for wanting to go back in time and kill Hitler. H: Yeah.
H: But what if we die everything's an AI. A human population have reduced to a hundred million. Yeah.
D: Wow. Okay. H: Cuz no one needed to have any kid. Wanted to have any kids.
H: AI is replacing, humans don't have to work anymore
H: What do you think would happen in the future? S: We'd pretty much kill ourselves with AI or with weapons just aimed at each other.
S: We're a violent species and we're just gonna go towards more violence. I don't think we can change it.
S: I don't think it'll impact us in a positive way
S: I don't think that
S: It wouldn't be worth living through it would just be bleak *BANG* *BANG*(Gun shots) and terrible and Steven does not want to be part of that.
D: And that's all the time we have for today folks. Thank you so much for watching. Make sure you hit that like button,
(Laughter)
S: Everything's dark and empty and cold.
D: I hope this video made you happy like all of you guys always say that our videos somehow make you guys happy.
And I hope that edginess of Steven has increased us the right amount for you guys to be continued to be satisfied.
S: I have more edge than most bladed weapons.