[music playing]
[buzzing]
[growling]
[meowing]
[screaming]
[whimpering]
[meowing]
[screaming] Ghost snail!
[meowing]
Hmm? Oh. [chuckles]
You're no ghost, just a cute little stray snail.
How about I call you Louie? Lighthouse Louie.
[chuckles]
[meowing]
Hey, Larry. Wanna hear a joke?
Oh, Gary used to love this one.
[clearing throat]
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor.
[laughing]
[hissing]
Don't you get it, Larry? A... a snailor.
Gosh, Larry sure is different than Gary.
And Gary and Larry are real different
than... Jerry.
[meowing]
Boy, Señor Poopus sure is hungry.
Boy, Senor poop is sure is hungry.
Awe. He wants to play.
Ha. Whatcha doing, SpongeBob?
Oh, Gary found this stray snail
and I'm nursing him back to health.
[screaming]
[belching]
[whistling]
Hey, check out Squidward's new snail.
[whistling] Fancy.
So that's what came in the mail.
Looks like Gary has a new little playmate.
[scoffs] Dream on SpongeBob.
I wouldn't let Snellie here play with that mongrel mutt.
She's a purebred.
Wow, a snail made out of bread.
No purebred means she's of the highest pedigree.
See, she even has her own papers.
So if you'll excuse us,
Snellie has to start her training.
[growling]
[meowing]
Awe, hey, little fella.
[growling]
[screaming]
The patty!
What are we gonna do?!
Don't eat my patty!
[screaming]
Squidward, you saved the Krabby Patty.
Look at your luxurious mane.
Every self respecting snail has one.
Luxurious mane?
[meowing]
Ah, yes, how could I forget?
Accessories, your diamond studded leash.
I always use an old rope.
Guess that's not good enough.
Of course, there's the cherry on the beauty cake,
the glossy painted shell.
And last but not least, well maintained oral hygiene.
Just look at your pearly whites.
Uh, Gary.
[meowing]
[humming]
There we go.
Uh-huh, perfect temperature.
Time to eat, my little snaily poos.
Eat up, ya little cuties.
[meowing]
Bonga, Gary,
[meowing]
Gary, cabunga.
[meowing]
Huh?
[grumbling]
Wait a minute.
[grumbling]
[groaning]
There you go, Muffsies.
Oh, isn't that cute?
Poor Muffsies,
those shades slipped right off your little eyes.
Luckily, I brought an extra smaller pair.
[grunting]
[growling]
[meowing]
Huh?
[meowing]
Oh, you must be the snail mom.
[meowing]
Hey, SpongeBob,
this guy found a snail in his garden,
and he didn't know what to do.
So, I told him how you take care of snails.
Thanks, pal. You're a lifesaver.
It's a pretty good thing I thought of, huh?
I'll call you... Donnie.
[meowing]
Oh, boy, an extinct wooly mollusk.
[trumpeting]
Oh, this little guy looks like my Gary.
Meow.
Too bad we aren't allowed to touch anything.
[scoffs] SpongeBob, the rules don't apply to us.
We're security.
Hooray!
[babbling]
[buzzing]
[hissing]
Look who came to dinner.
Guess he didn't like nachos.
[groaning]
Welcome back to Bikini Bottom News.
Our top story tonight, A series of sad tales.
Ooh, let's turn it up.
Tragedy in the park,
when a young snail caught in a tree
almost didn't get down.
[meowing]
[gasping]
However, he did... get down.
Hooray!
Monica.
[gasping] Brad.
Oh, Monica. I thought I might never find you, Monica.
I was just taking Billy here for a walk.
[meowing]
[growling]
I promise to never again leave your side.
Let's go get a steaming hot cup of Joe.
Oh, Brad.
Oh, Monica.
That's gotta hurt, buddy.
[meowing]
Oh, what the-
[sneezing]
Ah, it's not a cold, it's my allergies.
Hey, lady.
Huh?
SpongeBob, is that you?
I don't know.
What happened to you?
And here did all these snails come from?
Don't worry.
I'm taking very good care of all my snails.
Why you!
What I do?
Why you!
What I do?
Why you!!
What I do?
[laughing]
Wow, it's the Sir Urchin and Snail Fail Show!
It's cartoon time, SpongeBob!
♪ Please help My snail is up a tree ♪
♪ I've had her Since I was a little girl ♪
♪ But now it looks Like the end of her world ♪
No!
Gotcha!
Next time, try the elevator.
Thank you, Bird-Man.
Phew.
Uh-oh,
looks like their hiding spot's already ocupado.
Luckily for them, Gary and Spot are already pals
with everyone here.
Let's get this party started!
[music playing, laughing]
Whoo!
[screaming]
[panting]
[meowing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
If my reasoning is correct, as SpongeBob's pet,
I'll get to witness Krabby Patties being made
from scratch.
Then I can copy the formula,
and destroy Krabs once and for all.
Aha, there you are, Gare Bear.
Oh, you naughty snail hiding from me.
I'm going to give you a real good scrubbing.
You have to be sparkly clean for Bring Your Pet to Work Day.
And today is the day.
Meow.
Oh, another little stray friend.
What is your name, little fellow?
It's Patrick, um, meow.
I think I'll call you Patrick.
No, no, you dirty boy, you need a bath.
Meow no. No. Meow.
I'm okay. Squidward said I'm fine.
Ah!
[screaming]
Gary, I'm fine.
See?
That's okay. I'm a lefty anyway.
Now, I don't have to buy those new shoes.
[groaning]
Ah! I take it back, Gary. Something is wrong with meow.
Oh, get off the road!
[yowling]
[screaming]
It's raining snails and worms!
Hmm. That's impossible.
I called for sunny skies,
and for 35 years I've broadcast the forecast
that's never wrong.
[growling]
This just in: Gale Doppler is wrong!