Mark: Don't listen to her, it's gonna be fine.
Dave: O-Okay.
*Grunt/sigh*
Mark: Wait, no, there was another part.
*Laughter*
*Music Plays*
Mark: You'll get all better, and it's gonna be like a Steve...
*Laughter*
Dodger: Just like Steve
Dave: Just like Steve! Just like Steve
*Kisses*
Oh *Beep*
*Laughter*
Dave: Senpai!
MWAH!
*Laughs* (in the background) ...one more time.
Mark: Where are the other drugs going?
Mark: VAMPIRE!
Dodger: Oh, I see what's going on...
*Laughs*
Mark: VAMPIRE!
Dodger: Yes, I got it Mark.
AJ: I generally tear the face off first.
Mark: Well I see. I feel the same way.
*Laughter*
*overlapping talking*
AJ: Where?!
Peter: Cut!
*Laughter*
Mark: This is..? AJ: Devilishly handsome, sparkly mam.. mampire?
AJ: (laughs) Vampire! Vampire..
AJ: I'm a vampire.
Peter: That's a new one! AJ: You know it!
Mark: No, that was a warlock. This is umm...
AJ: Sparkl- Aww, crap! I messed it up again.
Mark: That was a warlock. This is just.. AJ: Ugghhh! Fudge!!
(Laughs)
Peter: This is a fudge!
(Laughs)
AJ and background people: Devilishly handsome sparkly vampire!
AJ: Where?!
Mark: GRrrr!
Mark: (Laughs) Sorry!
*laughing*
Mark: I came late, so I compensated with speed.
AJ: Simple, I'm a vegan. I don't eat anything without a face!
AJ: I generally tear the face off-
Dodger: Without a face?
Dodger: I don't eat anything without a face!
*AJ sound and laughing*
AJ: Good catch!
AJ: ...stick a bee in your nose
*Mark screams*
*impact sound of Mark hitting support beam*
*Shouts and laughter from the background*
Mark: Is it okay?
*more shouting/laughter*
Mark: I almost took out the set!
*laughter continues*
Mark: Oh, I'M fine!
Mark: I-I heard something 'clank'. I thought it was all coming down.
That is one crotch shot that I'm rolling right now.
*Kazoo Sound*
Mark: What the *beep* was that?
Dodger: Sungyy!!!!
Dodger and Mark: *laughter*
AJ: *pathetic kazoo sound*
AJ has a not trained in the art of kazoo-ing!
AJ: *singing* Chapter fifty-four, page one hundred and five...
"Create a He-" *groans*
*tongue sounds*
Hellhound Antidote!
*Book thud*
AJ: Oops!
Dodger: Oh!
Dodger: Those aren't real books!
AJ: *singing* ...use the term "Linguine!" 'cause it's pretty absurd!
and once you've added [...]
the shoe isn't here!
AJ: washashaflashajebbajack!
AJ: Uh, yeah, I just, like, made up a lot of words.
*laughter and imitation*
AJ: Then we'll hit each other with metal chairs!
Mark: whut? ow.
AJ: Oh, I'm sorry, that was- Sorry, sorry! Sorry.
AJ: Inside to play kazoo and play a hat, use metal chairs like baseball bats-
Ohh!
*laughs*
AJ: Inside to wear kazoo- oh, wear kazoos?
AJ: Inside to play kazoo and wear a hat, use metal- oh sorry, sorry!
AJ: Rewind! *snorts* Where is it? Where's the mouth?
AJ: ...playing Old Maid. *Gasp*
AJ: Wear a big hat!
*pause*
AJ: Whoops, sorry-sorry-sorry, one more time!
Mark: I don't know what he's up to- Looked right in the camera!
One more time! (in the background)
Peter: Oh, gosh!
*Laughter*
I don't know what he's up to, but it's awfully weird.
Oh, I said awfully.
Can I do that one more time?
..."No, not the bees!"
AJ: *Talking with mouth full*
AJ: CUT! (background): CUT!
Mark: O-okay *reluctant agreeing sounds*
*kiss sound*
Peter: And that is Markiplier making out with the floor!
Mark: Oh, you were panning down!
Mark: *grunts 'all right', Tim Allen style*
*Mark sound*
*slurping*
*laughter*
Groh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oss!!
Dave: I spring to life, suddenly.
That sounded like a different body part.
Mark: Oh, his face. Oh, sorry...
AJ: I was reading the spell BACKWARDS!
*stake clatters to the floor*
AJ: Could you tell that there was nothing on that page?
Mark: Yeah, it was like 'EMPTY'!
AJ: *slowed down* BACKWARDS!!!
AJ: Are you sure he's not just sleeping?
Can you do that part again?
He's still dead.
Dodger: *Fart sound*
Mark: Excuse me!
*screaming laughter*
Peter: Guys?
Dodger: Alright, well. 'Bye!
*laughter*
Have you been playing that backwards?
AJ: Uhh, I don't think so.
*TOOT*
AJ: OOOOOOHHHHHhhhhhhhh!
AJ: "Hum into this end"
*laughing*
It literally says...?
AJ: Uh, well Enis doesn't know that. He's an idiot.
You suck at being a vampire.
I appreciate your honesty. Would you like some music for the road?
Shut up!
AJ: I can sing really, really well!
Mark: Shut up, shut up,
AJ: I also tap dance!
Mark: shut up, shut up!
*door closes*
Mark: Shut up!
AJ: And I can-
*Laughter*