♪ This grill is not a home ♪
♪ Letters from home ♪
♪ N is for nose picking Sharing gum, and sand licking ♪
♪ Here with my best buddy ♪
[music playing]
♪ Gary, now I know I was wrong♪
♪ I messed up And now you're gone ♪
♪ Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you ♪
♪ Oh, I never expected you ♪
♪ To run away and leave me Feeling this empty ♪
♪ More than a pet You're my best friend ♪
♪ Too cool to forget ♪
♪ Come back 'Cause we are family ♪
♪ And forgive me For making you wanna roam ♪
♪ And now my heart is beating Like the saddest metronome ♪
♪ Somewhere I hope You're reading ♪
♪ My latest three-word poem ♪
♪ Gary, come home ♪
I want peanuts.
Pat, no!
[screaming]
Those things aren't what fun is all about.
Now, do it like this.
♪ F is for friends Who do stuff- ♪
Never. That's completely idiotic.
Here, let me help you.
♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for you and me ♪
Try it.
♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪
♪ Down here In the deep blue sea ♪
Wait, I don't understand this.
I feel all tingly inside, should we stop?
No, that's how you're suppose to feel.
Well, I like it, let's do it again.
Okay.
♪ F is for frolick Through all the flowers ♪
♪ U is for ukulele ♪
♪ N is for nose picking Sharing gum and sand licking ♪
♪ Here with my best buddy ♪
[laughing to rhythm]
Arr, mutiny.
After a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind
with a nice relaxing campfire song.
I call this one "The Campfire Song Song".
♪ Let's gather 'Round the campfire ♪
♪ And sing our campfire song ♪
♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪
♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪
♪ Then you're wrong ♪
♪ But it'll help If you just sing along ♪
♪ Bum! bum! bum! ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song! ♪
♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪
♪ Then you're wrong But it'll help ♪
♪ If you just sing along ♪
♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song♪
Patrick!
♪ SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E- ♪
Squidward! Good!
♪ It'll help... It'll help... ♪
♪ If you just sing along! ♪
OH YEAH!!!
[sighing] Now, wasn't that relaxing?
No.
The sign says kitchen, but my heart says jail.
♪ A stove is a stove No matter where you go ♪
♪ A patty is a patty ♪
♪ That's what I say ♪
♪ A grill is a grill This is surely so ♪
♪ And fries should be fries Either way ♪
♪ But this grill is not a home♪
♪ This is not the stove I know♪
♪ I would trade it all away ♪
♪ If you'd come back to stay ♪
♪ This kitchen's not the same Without you! ♪
♪ It's just a greasy spoon ♪
♪ Just a greasy spoon ♪
♪ Without you ♪
[crying]
♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza ab-so-lu-tiv-al-y♪
♪ P-P-P-P-Pizza ♪
♪ Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi Pizza ♪
♪ Do do ba ba ba da Do do do do pizza ♪
♪ Do do do do do do pizza ♪
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
♪ Krusty-Kra-a-aa-yaaayeah Yeah-ya-yab pizza ♪
♪ Is the pizza yeah For you and... ♪
♪ Me-hee-hee-hee-yee ♪
[music playing]