- Um, if we could donate to them again.
- I have a phone call coming in.
(laughing)
Hello?
- Like me again.
- Sell, sell, sell!
- Sell high.
- Buy low, sell high!
Okay, I have a surprise for you guys.
- I don't like surprises.
- You want a surprise party.
- Yeah, but a surprise party that she planned.
- One thing, I actually have to send this email.
- [Alayna] Right now you have to send this email?
Right this second?
- Yes!
- It's literally recording.
And everyone thinks that we are the difficult ones.
- Justice for Willow.
- Yeah.
- Ah, stop.
See below the email.
- Bye, (bleep).
- Let me know if you need--
- New paragraph.
- Thanks so much. Yours truly, forever yours,
- Hugs and kisses.
- Till death do us part.
- Are you ready for your surprise now?
- Put that down.
I'm going to stop the recording,
then we're going to put them on. Okay?
- I don't wanna role play,
I already role played in the woods with you.
- 3-2-1 surprise! (snaps fingers)
(laughter)
- Tada!
- I love this shirt.
- Mine says, we never kissed.
- Which is a lie.
- Mine says the derivatives of--
(all laughing)
- They kissed!
I (bleep) love this, I will wear this all the time.
- So soft.
- These are soft. - Okay, this is like nice.
- Also, I just wanna make this statement
for all my queers out there that feel me.
It's hard to find a shirt that goes this low.
Like, these two like to tuck in their shirts.
Tucked shirts, it's easier to find
because it doesn't matter,
but getting these long shirts that are soft like this
and hang well are hard, so highly recommend.
- And this is embroidered, like it's actually
embroidered onto the shirt.
- [Name] Like, quality (bleep).
Love this, thank you.
- [Alayna] You're welcome!
I was thinking about whether or not
anybody would actually want these,
but now that they see Willow doing that,
they're definitely gonna wanna buy.
But I figure, I'm just gonna throw these up in my store.
Oh my god.
They're gonna be up in my store for a week?
- Limited edition.
- That's it, seven days?
- Okay, can I say, I feel like you should buy
this shirt of who you associate the most with.
- That's what I was gonna say.
Maybe after the week then, we'll tell the actual story.
- When you get it, obviously tag us,
and then we can share you on our stories.
- I will wear this all the time at the bar,
and people will be like, "Who kissed?"
- And I'm gonna be like, I kissed everybody
here in this room, I definitely kissed everybody.
Because I kiss everyone.
- I like it.
- Good icebreaker.
Okay, yeah, guess I will sell them.
- You totally should!
- I'm gonna wear this out tonight.
- [Alayna] Really?
Will you take a picture and send it to me?
- Hell yeah.
- We're all gonna be at the bar with you.
- Oh right, yeah.
- So we'll do like a family photo at the bar.
- I won't be there, but. - Right?
- I'm not gonna be there.
- Right?
- Okay, sure.
- Yes, yes!
(all laughing)
- I thought that it would be fun,
because as a bisexual, I get a lot of flak
about my sexuality, whether or not I actually am bisexual--
- Well, all you have to do is tell them
how many women you slept with.
(both laughing)
- Willow, drop it.
I thought for today's video,
we could all get questioned about our sexuality.
We're gonna take internet quizzes
to find out if we're actually gay or not.
- Oh, I like that.
That's a good idea.
(all laughing)
- Oh, god.
It's wieners coming up on her!
- Hot dogs, hot dogs.
- Exposed.
- You're on MTV, what are you gonna watch?
- "A Double Shot at Love" with Pauly D and Vinny.
- Do you remember when it was Tina Tequila there,
and whatever?
That was the first time I saw bisexual--
- Me too, me too.
- The Tina Tequila thing?
Because I was like (gasps) she likes girls and boys?
- I think she was just figuring out what she liked better.
You know?
Okay, my biphobic joke got missed!
- Sorry, what was it, say it one more time.
- One more time.
- One more time, we'll (snaps).
- I don't wanna say it anymore.
- Oh, Bisexuals.com.
Interesting.
- Do we each get a tablet?
(all laughing)
- First you get shirts, and then you get new iPads!
- I'm gonna look at your search history.
- Oh, don't actually.
I don't know what's on there.
(laughing)
Oh, the first question is what would you consider yourself?
- No, because then it's gonna be one of those cheesy things
where it's like, "well, then that's exactly what you are."
We wanna be told.
- We want the internet to tell us.
- We wanna be boxed in and labeled.
- Forever.
- If there's boxes I'm in, if there's no boxes, I'm out.
- Exactly.
(Breanne laughing)
This shirt is so (bleep) soft.
- Oh, wait, I thought it said Groupon,
and I was like, I'm not paying for this.
- Low budget over here.
- She spent all her money on shirts.
- Do you get first?
Because I wanna go.
- Oh my god.
(all groaning)
- What about "How homophobic are you?"
- Okay.
I actually, can I say this, I'm probably
more attractive to bi women than gay women.
- Interesting.
- Sorry about that.
- No, not with you two, but with other people.
- Oh, sure.
- Oh.
- You know what, I think why we're such good friends
and we're gonna stay friends forever?
Because we really don't wanna bang each other.
Because if it was, it would be just too hard.
(both laughing) We can't talk to each other!
- Okay, do you wanna start?
Find out if you're really gay?
- Yeah, is it still recording?
I'm stressed.
- Well, then, I can do my own, right? Why can't I do my own?
- But why isn't it saying more time?
- That's the time it is.
It's like a clock.
So now make sure you record your screen.
- Oh no, no, I can't do that. - First question.
What is the last sport you watched?
- Mines not here, I watched hockey last night.
- Well the last of those. - Oh no, I watched basketball!
Its not on here.
- What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Nothing.
- You get pulled over for speeding, what do you do?
Make out.
- I cry.
- I flirt.
I flirt, for sure.
- That's very bi.
- Oh, (bleep).
- You see your old high school bully
at the drugstore, what do you do?
- Is he buying drugs?
- Punch him, who says it's a him?
- Name one thing that you're always on the lookout for.
- Love, always.
- Okay, what is the most expensive
thing you've purchased this year?
- My merch.
- [Breanne] A lifetime supply of cocktails,
probably equivalent to that, yeah.
- Did you say my merch?
- Yeah.
- You know what, I should be taking this too,
I don't know what I'm doing.
- Because you don't know who you are.
- Exactly, I'm very confused.
- If you had to pierce on part of your body,
where would it be?
Tongue, nose, ears?
Ears.
- Where's labia?
Oh, my screen stopped recording because it couldn't
record for more than, like, seven minutes.
- That's fine, this is a mess.
- Oh, (bleep), I did the same thing yours did.
Right, now I'm cranky.
What was your favorite subject in school.
Making out.
- Can you articulate, like, we're doing a video,
we're not just doing this for fun.
- We're filming this!
- What was your favorite subject in school?
- Drama, for sure.
- Drama, too.
- Oh, I think that's it.
- Oh my god, that's it.
See your results!
- Same as yours!
- I'm bisexual?
- If you score less than 100%, you're definitely gay,
and we all got 10%.
- Oh, it's a joke.
- Oh, so wait we all got the same thing.
If you score less than 100%. - It's a joke.
- It's a joke, Alayna.
- Its not a real quiz.
I hate this video.
- Its already 27 minutes.
- And we have nothing to show.
(Alayna fake crying)
- Yeah, this video sucks.
Follow me on willow_faith on Instagram,
I make really good videos.
- This video sucks!
- This is anticlimactic, all it is
is that I know I'm gay, not bi.
- Well, there's you're clickbait title,
that's good that you--
- I know, why do you think I said it?
- Okay, cool.
"You had to suffer your sexuality growing up,
so you are totally justified in wanting to make
the most of it now.
Grab your rainbow flags and be the fabulous creator
you were born to be!"
- Well, because they know if you're taking
the test, then you're just gay, so.
Honestly, PSA, if you're taking a test
that is "Am I Queer?" Or gay, or bisexual,
you probably are.
- This one is, am I gay, straight, or bisexual.
This will really tell us.
Because I'm personally still confused.
- Okay, we should all say what we would answer.
- Have you ever had a sexual experience
with the same sex?
- I have, have you?
- No. - Just after a few drinks?
(Willow gasps)
- Okay, so, yes.
- And you really enjoyed it.
She really enjoyed it.
- You see an attractive member of the same sex
in a coffee shop, what are you--
- Why is there a straight photo?
- I know, there's two people almost, like, banging.
- Where are the gays?
- "Wow they're really good looking,
I wonder if their partner is as good looking,"
Oh, that's the bi answer, for sure.
- You think about that?
(Alayna and Willow disagreeing loudly)
- They're like oh, threesomes, a bi person's
thinking about a threesome.
- Well, yeah, you always are.
- That's my answer.
Would you date the same or opposite sex?
- Always.
- I mean, either.
This is--
- Ee-ther, or ei-ther.
An attractive member of the same sex
seems to be flirting with you,
what's your reaction?
(light ding)
- Oh, baby, mama hit the jackpot.
- Mama hit the jackpot!
- That's the answer.
How far would you go with a member of the same sex?
"All the way. Maybe we could have a threesome
and throw in a member of the opposite sex, too."
Like, come on!
- Do you wanna just kiss the opposite sex,
I mean, the same?
- We all have to agree.
Oh, it's for me?
- You're the one that's still confused.
- Oh, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
"How far would you go with a member of the opposite sex?"
Oh, same thing about the threesome thing.
There's no answer that's just like, either way.
It's either, I'm gay, or I want a threesome.
- Must be hard for you guys, every time you wanna
have sex, you have to find someone else.
- You have to find a third person.
- Oh, my god.
This video (bleep) sucks!
It could have been good!
It could have been so good!
- She has a lot of subscribers,
she has a lot of subscribers, its fine.
- I loved the idea.
- Well, like, why is this so bad?
- "What do you think your sexuality is?"
- I think I'm bi.
- So it's gonna tell you, you are what you think you are.
- Oh my god, oh my god. - I'm bisexual!
(audience rejoicing sound effect)
Because ProProfs.com says it.
It says, the fake sexuality--
(all laughing)
- Great.
- I'm happy.
- Thanks so much for watching.
- You know what, you're so good at editing,
you'll make that something good.
- Yeah, you'll be funny.
And I'm in it, so it's good.
- Okay, well thanks for watching, guys.
It's official, I really am bi.
The jury's no longer out.
- I'm still a little bit out.
- It's just for show, Bre.
It's just for the cameras.
- I think lesbian activity gets higher views
than bisexuality.
- Yeah, but no one's gonna believe that.
(both laughing)
- Alayna comes out as lesbian,
Dallas is just like, great.
- Surprise!
- Dallas is like, whatever.
(all laughing)
- Well, thanks so much for watching this video.
- They kissed. - I hope you enjoyed it.
If you want to get any of these shirts,
I will have them linked in the description.
Like I said, they're only up for a limited time,
I'm just gonna have them up there for a week.
See if anybody wants them.
Because I'm actually curious which one people will buy more.
That's it for this video, I hope you guys enjoyed it,
I'm gonna grab a cat.
- I'm (bleep) over this.
- I'm never coming back here again.
- Yeah, me neither.
- This is the last time.
- Love you guys, bye!
- Bye! - [Willow] Bye!
- Click like and subscribe.
- [Alayna] I'll stick this in at the end, but--
- You're not sticking anything in at the end.
(all laughing) Just at the end, just at the end, Willow.
- No!
- We also filmed videos over on their channels,
they'll be linked in the description
if you wanna check those out.
I don't know what we're doing over on Willow's video.
- You're not sticking anything in.
- Wow, for once she's the one saying no.
This feels wrong.
- Yeah, what the hell.
- I'm more of the--
- Instigator?
The seducer?
- No, no, no.
I'm like the, what is that word, it's like,
penetration isn't the best.
(all laughing)
- [Breanne] Whoa, these soft--
- [Willow] Wow, you went real fancy
on the merch there, Alayna!
- [Breanne] Oh my god, I (bleep) love this.
I'm actually gonna wear this, just in general.
I think I look (bleep) dope.
- [Willow] Cool, right.
- [Breanne] It's hard to find a shirt
that goes to this length, too.
- [Willow] I want--
- [Alayna] We have to snap and be back at the same time.
- [Willow] This is stupid.
- [Breanne] Because, I like my vagina to be covered.
- [Alayna] Okay, we're gonna do this on camera.
- [Willow] I hate when your vagina's covered.