ON A NIGHT LIKE LAST NIGHT WHERE YOU HAD THE FIRST BIG
DEBATE, THERE WAS A LOT OF THINGS TO PICK FROM.
ONE, YOU CAN GO WITH THE FACT THAT HE LOST THE DEBATE
ACCORDING TO THE POLLS THAT WERE DONE.
THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU A LOSER.
WHAT IF WE ALL DIDN'T PAY OUR TAXES?
YOU ARE NOT SMART FOR NOT PAYING YOUR TAXES, YOUR GENERALLY
SPEAKING A CROOK.
FRANK LUNTZ SAID HIS DIALS ON HIS FOCUS GROUP TANKED THE
MINUTE DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT.
NOBODY ELSE THINKS $1 MILLION LOAN IS A SMALL LOAN.
BUT THAT IS NOT EVEN LOSER DONALD TODAY.
BASICALLY WHAT I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU GUYS IS THERE
SORRY ASS EXCUSE AFTER THEY LOST THE DEBATE.
BOY THEY HAD A LOT OF THEM.
WE'VE GOT THEM COMPLAINING.
HERE IS CHRIS CHRISTIE WITH THAT RIDICULOUS POINT.
IF WE ARE GOING TO RELY ALL THE TIME ON THE FACT CHECKERS
WHO ALSO HAVE AN AGENDA THEN WE CAN DISCUSS THAT AS WELL.
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE CAN MAKE A DECISION HERE.
THE DECISION HAS TO BE IF THEY ARE GOING TO WORRY ABOUT
WHETHER DONALD TRUMP GOT ONE OR TWO FACTS WRONG, WHICH I'M
SURE HE MUST HAVE.
IF WE DON'T RELY ON FACT CHECKERS WHAT DO WE RELY ON?
OR ARE WE NOT SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT THE FACTS?
GOD FORBID YOU FIND OUT HOW FULL OF CRAP WE ARE.
THAT IS AMAZING ADMISSION BY CHRIS CHRISTIE THERE.
NOW, WE HAVE A LITTLE COMPILATION FOR YOU GUYS OF
ALL THE OTHER WEEK ASS EXCUSES HE HAD FOR WHY THINGS
DIDN'T GO SO WELL FOR DONALD.
HOW DID YOU THINK IT WENT LAST NIGHT.
I THOUGHT IT WENT REALLY WELL.
I HAD SOME HOSTILE QUESTIONS, BUT THAT WAS OKAY.
I HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH THE MICROPHONE.
MY MICROPHONE WAS TERRIBLE.
I WONDER IF IT WAS SET UP THAT WAY ON PURPOSE.
HE HIT ME ON BIRTHER, A HOUSING DEAL FROM MANY YEARS AGO.
MY MICROPHONE IN THE ROOM, THEY COULD HEAR ME.
IT WAS GOING ON AND OFF.
ISN'T EXACTLY GREAT, I WONDER IF IT WAS SET UP THAT WAY.
I DO WANT TO BELIEVE IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES OF
COURSE BUT IT WAS MUCH LOWER THAN HERS.
AND IT WAS CRACKLING.
SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
I WAS ASKED ABOUT MY TAX RETURNS WHICH
I HAVE TALKED ABOUT 500 TIMES.
THEN HE ADDED THAT
[ BABY CRYING]
I REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOUR TEMPERAMENT WAS YOUR
BEST STRENGTH AND THE WHOLE ROOM LAUGHED OUT LOUD.
SO APPEAR LEAVE THE ROOM COULD HEAR YOU PRETTY GOOD.
WAIT, YOU ALSO COMPLAINED THAT YOUR MICROPHONE WAS TOO
LOUD AND THAT IS WHY IT WAS PICKING UP ALL YOUR SNIFFS.
WHICH ONE IS IT?
WAS IT TOO LOW OR TOO LOUD?
OR WAS IT CRACKLING?
BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP IS AN INTO CONSPIRACY THEORIES.
THAT IS REALLY FUNNY.
AFTER YOU WIN THE SUPER BOWL NOBODY IS SAYING THE REFS
WERE AGAINST ME AND I COULD HEAR THEIR WHISTLE.
THE WINNER SAYS YEAH I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND.
ISN'T HE EMBARRASSED BY THAT?
IF I LOST SOMETHING I WOULD BE EMBARRASSED IF I WAS ON TV.
DONALD, YOU YOURSELF WITH THE BIRTHER THING GOT YOUR THE
ONE THAT CAME UP WITH THAT INSANE CONSPIRACY THEORY.
NO ONE ELSE WAS ASKING ANYTHING ALONG THOSE LINES BECAUSE
IT IS AN ABSURD QUESTION.
THEY HAVE PROVEN IT OVER AND OVER.
YOU DON'T GET CREDIT FOR THAT.
LESTER DIDN'T HIT YOU WITH THE
BIRTHER THING, YOU DID THAT.
BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE YOU
ARE A WHINY LITTLE BABY.
SAD, SAD.
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE MIGHT BE BRETT BECAUSE HE COULDN'T
FIND ANYTHING TO GIVE DONALD TRUMP CREDIT ON.
HE THINKS DONALD TRUMP IS GREAT AND WON THE DEBATE AND HE'S
FANTASTIC.
BY THE WAY THIS IS THE "JOURNALISTS" AT FOX NEWS.
HERE'S WHAT HE SAID ABOUT TRUMP'S PERFORMANCE.
DO YOU THINK THAT MR.
TRUMP GETS ANY CREDIT FOR THIS BEING
HIS FIRST TIME AND THEN LOOKING AT IT THROUGH THAT PRISM OR NOT?
I DO THINK HE GETS CREDIT FOR JUST BEING ON THE STAGE.
IT LEGITIMIZED HIM FOR JUST BEING AT THIS MOMENT.
PARTICIPATION AWARD MAYBE?
I THINK HE DESERVES A LOT OF CREDIT FOR NOT BEING A
COWARD AND SHOWING UP TO DEBATE HILLARY CLINTON.
YOU HAVE SET A LOW BAR.
AND YOU HAVE AN AWFULLY LOW CANDIDATE, ON THE OTHER HAND.