Have you seen the Krabby Patty secret formula? Oh!
I put it right here in the circular file cabinet.
That's a trash can, you nitwit!
The formula?!
Face it, SpongeBob, the formula...
- Don't say it! - ...is gone.
Today's the 25th anniversary of the first time my archenemy,
Plankton ever tried to steal me secret Krabby Patty formula.
You never know what trick he'll use
to steal me secret Krabby Patty formula.
Now hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula.
I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formula
for the preparation of affordable comestibles.
For years, it has been my goal to acquire the secret formula.
for- Aha!
Bottom line, we invade the Krusty Krab
so I can steal the secret formula.
What do you think? Help me get the secret formula
and you can have as much root beer
as you can drink.
Give me the secret formula or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab.
What I really want is the Krabby Patty formula.
The formula is locked away in me safe.
Yes, it's mine. The formula's mine!
Plankton, wait! You can't look at the formula.
And Plankton will probably figure that out
and be back again to find out what the real formula is.
But don't worry, boys, the formula is safe from harm.
Ah, the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty
with its top secret formula known only to those brave enough
and intelligent enough to comprehend
its culinary complexity.
With this disguise, that formula is as good as mine.
What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?
Yes? Yes? Yes?!
The Krabby Patty formula is the sole property
of the Krusty Krab, and is only to be discussed in part
or in whole with its creator, Mr. Krabs.
Duplication of this formula is punishable by law.
Restrictions apply. Results may vary.
Ah! That's it? You better cough up
that secret formula, or else.
I wonder what's in that secret formula.
You're scaring away my money!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs,
I'm just trying to protect the secret formula.
That's no reason to rip people's heads off, boy.
Just remember the most important rule.
No free napkins?
No! The other most important rule
regarding the secret formula.
Only discuss the secret recipe with Mr. Krabs.
Ooh. You're so cold.
That's just my medal suit.
I made it to protect the formula.
I'll never get that formula
with that pesky Krabs popping in and out like that.
Nothing stands between me and that secret formula now.
Ha ha ha!
I thought we might discuss the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Isn't that a microphone?
Wha? Why, yes it is. I must get this shirt cleaned.
All right, now tell me the secret formula.
Formula time?
Almost.
Okay, now let's hear that formula.
Sorry. No can do, Mr. Krabs.
What?!
But we did everything you said! I followed all the rules!
I even ate 105 black licorice jelly beans through a straw!
Now, why can't you tell me the formula?
It's your rule. Never speak the formula.
You told me to keep it in... this bottle.
How could you do this, SpongeBob?!
Giving me secret formula to this impostor?!
If we're discussing the secret formula
on the third Wednesday in January,
and it's not raining outside after we gargle
with vanilla pudding, what do we do?
That's an easy one. You just- just-
let's see if it's, uh- if it's January with-
with vanilla pudding, you... uh... Pass?
Gee, Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry. I thought you were a phony.
Ooh, that's okay, me lad.
Long as the secret formula's safe again.
Don't forget to clean the safe, boys.
And keep your eyes on the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Wha? The secret formula!
Guess what?
I finally got the Krabby Patty secret formula.
How you like me now?
Well, just pretend everything's normal until closing time.
Then we'll steal the formula back from Plankton. Yeah.
See you later. Okay, let's go get that formula.
No. Mr. Krabs deserves the truth.
We accidentally threw away the Krabby Patty formula
and Plankton found it. We tried to steal it back,
but we failed. [crying]
You did what?!
Plankton stole me formula?!
That's what he said.
Then I'll just have to steal it back.
[sighing] I'm sure glad the formula is back
in the safe where it belongs, Mr. Krabs.
[chuckles] Me too, boyo.
Come back here with me formula!
And I'll be taking this.
Wait! That's me secret formula!
Well, now it's evidence.
[grunting]
Oh.
Ow.
The formula! I can't cook without that formula!
I can't do anything about it!
Come here.
You and me are getting into that police department
to get that formula back.
How? [gasping]
While I'm looking for the formula
you can interrogate the suspect.
Look, once I get the secret formula
and rule the world, I'll buy you all the ice cream you want.
I stole that formula fair and square!
I'll just hold on to this formula
till the morning.
Ooh. Here's a fresh bottle you can use.
Did you just-
[gasping] I did!
The secret formula! [grunting]
Maybe today is the day I'm going to steal
the Krabby Patty formu... la! Oof!
Once again, you've fallen flat on your back
in another pathetic attempt to steal me formula.
Though you've tried and tried,
you haven't had the smallest nibble
of my delicious formula.
If that were me, who slipped,
I'd sue Old Man Krabs for all he's got.
Does that include the Krabby Patty formula?
Of course.
Well, if you transfer the Krabby Patty formula to me,
I'll forget your gross negligence.
Scoundrel! You'll have my formula
when you pry it from me lifeless claws!
I will do whatever it takes to keep the Krusty Krab formula
from getting into Plankton's evil hands.
I'll drop the charges if you give me the formula.
Never, you little whelp!
[gasping]
Gotcha.
Weren't you there to steal the formula
of the most delicious, sweet smelling sandwich
known to Bikini Bottom?
I hope it's not another one of your crazy plans
to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
This whole grandma thing sounds just like another phony plot
to steal me formula.
Get a photo of me posing
with the Krabby Patty secret formula.
[chuckles]
Finally! The secret formula's mine!
I know your sincerity was insincere, sir!
I didn't know anything about this, Eugene. Honest.
But I love it.
Now we can rule the world as a family, eh, grandma?
[laughing evilly]
Sorry, Sheldon, but I'm not sharing
this formula with you.
Why? Why did I give her my formula?
I have the secret formula.
Today is the day when Plankton tries
to try to steal the Krabby Patty formula, sir!
Oh. Maybe he doesn't want me formula anymore.
Yeah, I'll take-
The patty formula?! Huh?
I know it's you in there, Plankton.
[unintelligible]
Mr. Krabs, it's not Plankton!
Everyone really is out to get you, aren't they,
my little formula?
[doorbell ringing]
He wants me formula as ransom.
Surprise!
[screaming]
Oh, come, Krabs. It's the anniversary
of the first time I tried to steal
your Krabby Patty formula.
So we threw you a surprise party.
Huh?
Oh. That fool Krabs left the Krabby Patty formula behind.
Now stop trying to get the formula out of me mother!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the Krabby Patty formula!
Your mother knows the Krabby Patty formula?
Can't you see he's trying
to seduce the Krabby Patty formula right from under ya?
For your information, Eugene,
he hasn't asked me once about the formula.
You owe me for leading me on like this.
Give me the Krabby Patty formula and we'll call it even.
The formula?
He's too dangerous to let him around the other inmates.
Why, what he do, rob a bank?
Worse, he tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula.
Oh, o... kay.
He's singing about the Krabby Patty.
If I could just get him to explain that song,
I'll have the Krabby Patty formula.
[gasping] I know what you're doing.
What, me? I'm not trying to steal the patty formula.
The Krabby Patty formula's gotta be in here somewhere.
Yes. The Krabby Patty formula's mine!
Uh, I mean, we'll have a great time!
Now, where does Krabs keep that formula?
[gasping] Plankton!
Uh, I'm ready?
Wait a minute.
Was this band just a front so you could steal
the Krabby Patty secret formula?!
What? No, I was in it for the music, man.
I could make a whole army of computers
that might actually help me steal the formula.
That'll help you get the formula.
I'm going to steal that Krabby Patty formula
from Mr. Krabs once and for all.
Oh, hey, Plankton. What are you doing here?
I'm here for the secret formula, you twit.
I want you to go in there and tell Krabs
that if he doesn't turn over the formula to me,
he will be subjected to utter annihilation at my-
Are you getting this?
[gasping] Mm-mm.
Ah. Moron.
Okay, I'll make it simple.
Krabs, give me secret formula, or I bring big boom boom
to Krusty Krab. Got it?
Krabs, give me secret formula or-
What was that other thing?
Ah, forget it!
We've received word that you're plotting
to infiltrate the Krusty Krab
and steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Is that true?
Secret formula, ho!
I won't give you any more trouble.
Oh, I know you won't, Krabs,
because I'm at the Krusty Krab right now stealing that formula.
Oh, sure, whatever you say, old timer.
By the time those two knuckleheads figure it out,
I'll be knee deep in secret formula.
Mr. Krabs and Plankton are just using us as pawns
in their dumb secret formula war.
Agreed.
Yeah. I mean, who cares if that guy steals
the secret formula anyway?
I'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula.
Do you think there's hope for me, doctor?
Hope? Hope? When I get my hands on that formula,
there won't be any hope for any of you.
[laughing]
I want you to arrange them in any order you choose.
It could be a poem or a secret formula,
I don't know. Oh, yes, a secret formula.
Good. Let's do that.
When I snap my fingers,
you will awake and tell me the formula.
[snoring]
It worked. I'm cured.
But what about the formula?
Ooh, you're right. I better get back to work.
But I found there was more to life than just trying
to steal your formula. And I found it all right here.
If there's one thing that is certain in this world,
it's that you can't resist me formula.
You know you want it.
This is my livelihood.
Sure it is.
And this isn't the formula that you don't want.
I want you to have something.
No, no. Come on now. No gifts.
No, no, I want you to have this. It's me secret formula.
Eugene, if I take this formula from you now,
there will always be a hint of doubt.
I'd never give you the formula.
[laughing]
With those three boobs preoccupied,
stealing the formula will be a snap.
Secret formula, here I come. [screaming]
I can't wait to see Krabs' face when he discovers
that I've absconded with the secret Krabby Patty formula.
Haha! At long last.
[applauding]
And the secret formula is... one bottle of molting lotion,
take passport photo, get new safe (travel size).
This isn't the secret formula.
[screaming]
You don't really think I'd leave me secret formula behind
when I go on vacation, do you?
What are you doing, Mr. Krabs?
Just making sure the Krabby Patty formula is safe.
Plankton hasn't tried to steal the formula in over a month.
No, SpongeBob, I always win.
[gasping] Mr. Krabs?
That's right. I stole me own formula.
But if you're Mr. Krabs, then who's-
Mr. Krabs is a robot!
No, you idiots!
You see, we had a bet. Plankton's been trying
for 20 years to steal the formula,
and he's never done it.
If I was you, I could steal the formula on me first try.
I'll never get Krabs' formula.
Now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby,
the Krabby Patty formula will be mine.
Plankton turned him into an infant so he could steal
the Krabby Patty formula.
[belching]
The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it!
We ran out of the secret ingredient
to the secret formula.
You're not getting me formula this time or any time.
Plankton's secret formula.
This time I caught you trying to steal my secret formula.
Though you nabbed Krabs trying to steal your formula,
I'm still here to foil your evil plans.
When I discover your formula for Krabby Patties,
I'll run you out of business.
He's been trying to steal me secret formula for years.
You can't fool me, Plankton.
You want the Krabby Patty formula.
Now let's reveal that secret formula.
Perhaps there is something you could get for me.
Like the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Hey, is this another plan to steal the secret formula?
With the safe door open, that formula is mine!
Won't you ever learn?
You're never going to get the formula.
Come on, SpongeBob, maybe we could work something out.
He's been trying to steal the Krabby Patty formula for years.
Please tell me you didn't lose the Krabby Patty secret formula.
I may not have the precious Krabby Patty formula,
but I got the next best thing.
Your secret formula is finally mine!
That crusty old barnacle might keep me
from his secret formula, but I'd like to see him serve
a Krabby Patty when I'm done with this place.
I forgot the secret Krabby Patty formula, Mr. K.
Would you remind me again?
The secret formula is good as mine.
Like they used to be? It's the same formula.
All I need is the smallest molecule of a patty
and the formula will be mine!
No, Karen, you hope it's the secret formula bottle.
So you'd have to put me in the bottle
with the secret formula.
Someday the Krabby Patty formula will be mine.
You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!
Me secret formula.
All these years I've been trying to steal your formula.
If there's even one little smudge of patty on there,
the formula will be mine.
Messing with the patty's formula,
that's mutiny!
Oh, yes. It says "Discuss the secret ingredient
of the Krabby Patty formula."
Plankton may have me secret formula.
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Okay, the secret formula is-
[music playing]